[ Really, really considering saying it again. Electing not to (though it's a struggle, clearly). ]

... Don't expect that much mercy again.

[ That'll salvage it. Excellent work, Rach. ]

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/ sana it's monday

HEY, SHITHEAD! IT'S ME AGAIN!

Great news! You won't. At least not from me.

The gooner content mill. Keep your head on your shoulders, I'm not talking that fast...

It's bad enough cup sizes aren't fucking consistent between companies and regions — you could need an H in the US but a D in the UK — but even then, like. A D cup is fucking substantial. You're getting rotted out by the gooner content mill.

Just got a psychic reading someone low balled their cup size, I think I'm gonna get violent.

[ happy new year to you too. ]

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[ Struggling to use her single instance of impulse control to not immediately bean Jill in the forehead with another lump of coal. She's shaking pretty bad, but there's no retaliation. ]

Nice shot, Nimrod.

[ Just straight up throwing coal at people from a low balcony in a Santa outfit, but, like, the weird and aggressively sexualized ones. You know the type. ]

[ ...Whatever works. ]

[ heard 'eggs in them' and spun around so quick her head actually 180'd from her neck like an owl ]

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Bad ends? What, are you trying to write out the Game Awards? KYAHAHAHAAAA! Ha.... eheheh.

Ugh, that would've killed back home.

Of course it's true! They wouldn't have started delivering elsewise, right?

Nahhh it's fine. That's what they're built to do. It's doing them a favor!

Started killing the DoorDash guy after they bring my food. Served their purpose. Ciao!

'N, hey, uh.

[ She drops from her "perch," otherwise known as a few inches above the ground. Not quite eye to eye, but at least on Tape's level. ]

Thanks.
... You don't have to make a habit of it, but. S' nice of you.

[ ...Huh. This feeling in her chest, it's... not quite pride, but it's close, isn't it? And not just happiness, either. How weird. She shoves it down into her core and takes pride in what she's managed to accomplish instead. ]

Attagirl! That's more like it.

[ She's cuuute. Fuuuck. ]

Best I could say is "I'll pinky promise if that's not too juvenile," but if you don't put faith in those kinda contracts you can take a fair shot. S'pose I've earned it.

I guess you don't have any proof, huh?

[ A quiet hum. ]

I mean. I'm not exactly... great. As a person. You got every right to doubt me. I've stolen, hurt, lied, cheated, killed... but, eh, so does anyone that thinks they're hot shit. Just ask Wall Street!

[ Laughter tears from her throat. ]

-to do than rat you out anyway. That pretty face is more than safe with me, mmkay~?

Aww, it's alright! I knew you were kiddin', killing me is basically impossible anyway. If you tried I think you'd...

[ She pauses, humming. There's ways that ends and none of them are worth trying to put to paper, at least not here. ]

Well, that's not really a big deal, is it? I got better things-

[ ...Ah, she kind of had that coming, didn't she. She pouts, tilting her head. ]

Hey- fuck, sorry...

[ Saw a pretty face under the mask and immediately felt shame upon it being cast back under. Classic. Many such cases, she'd say. ]

Um.
I guess that... makes sense, yeah...

[ Whipping her head around so quickly it nearly takes her neck clean off. There's the crunch of *something* definitely not settling right... ]

YOU CAN TALK?

[ With apologies to Tape: this is the only one of my cast that has interacted with her properly. ]

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She stole my bit. I'm gonna lose that hen under the fucking couch.