A drawing of a perfect phone that only has three buttons on it, one of them says IS HE DEAD one of them says AM I BROKE and the other one says RELAXING PUZZLE GAME
I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning
I think they’d really enjoy this one. 😁 Problem solving at its finest. 👍🐶
This slaps, hard.
Credit: Adam Zyglis
I loved it, until the day I realized I was never going to be hired on as a full-time writer, and the site tried to do too many things. I could see the “writing” on the wall. (Pun intended?)
It seemed set up to run for a while, and be eventually sold off to the highest bidder. It was a great concept, that I was “all in” in thinking it would be “the next big thing”. I really wanted it to be. But it was never really meant to be long term. Just more to turn and burn.💰
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I totally understand. I have a lot of single friends who are perfectly content being single. But I know if the perfect situation comes along for you, you’ll take it. ❤️👍
For me… it’s about who you can deal with, and not begrudge constantly. My ex was passive aggressive… my now wife will just come out with it. Cards on the table.
@pupcoach.edm.blue I bet you can relate, with some of your previous business dealings. 🥴
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Was bored with the new show, Suits LA. Sometimes, Hollywood tries too hard, and can’t duplicate the magic.
Central Oregon is similar (with crowds), when we visit, but at least there’s more than two roads in and out of town. I panic at the coast, when I can’t move.
24/7/365 tourist season. It’s why I avoid the coast these days. 🥴
Halftime show Video while interviewing that convicted Felon an Adjudicated Rapist 👇🥰
Give the guy yelling a pay increase. www.instagram.com/reel/DF4NZY5...
a title card in the style of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" that reads: "The Gang Sneaks Onto Taylor Swift's Jet"
today
Ducks are going to play themselves out of the tournament. That noncon slate was a long, long time ago.
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www.instagram.com/reel/DFQzaPP...
Why are people still announcing that they’re off X (Twitter) or meta? I don’t tell people that I gave up drinking years ago…
I wonder why it still is happening.
Today, I head to my car for lunch. But I snapped a few photos of the protests, on my way out. More power to ‘em. #50protest50states #Oregon
It’s only part of my disdain for award shows, besides the length of each. Celebrities talk a big game, but they lack real world pain, like most of us, with real every day problems.
Exactly.
