Widest hole I’ve ever seen. Wide AND shallow.

I got to a guys house once, saw that it was not the guy in the pics, and said “uh…I’m going to go.” He just sort of nodded. Was insane.

It’s all insurance and GLP-1 commercials now

Good!

Baby you’re on the tail end, it’s all downhill from there

We have lower back pain, let us look at eachothers nudes!

a man with a mustache is wearing a crown on his head in a bar . ALT: a man with a mustache is wearing a crown on his head in a bar .

Just watch the Snake Juice episode

It’s kind of astonishing how many news outlets have published versions of a “Tucker Carlson apologized for telling people to support Trump” story by writers who very clearly did not listen to the podcast.

I like the 🩷

Stop giving a proven hatemonger like Tucker Carlson a platform. A stopped clock is right twice a day, but Tucker is still vile and should not be praised in any way, shape, or form.

Let’s form an orderly line!

Hell yeah!

Squat on my face so I can eat good 🥵

Just wear jockstraps and tuck stuff into the waistband

Have fun! I’m flying to Palm Springs on Sunday for the very same reason

Let me hop on a plane quick 🥵

If by player two, you mean eating your hairy ass, then yes sign me up for player two lol

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Wait, you’re still hungover this late in the day? Must have been a rough night at the saloon!

It was so great! And her sisters are her openers

Ok arms!

We saw her when she was in Mpls, so good! What a wonderful performer.

I have been wondering that myself…I need a review

Our Sundays are looking very similar 🥵

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Chickenfry is an actual last name?!

Kissing is the most important. Followed by rimming. Then fucking.

I mean, of course that’s what happening. It’s been clear the whole time