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Browsing this company's website and the only way I can describe what I'm seeing is imagine a school shooter was a management consultant
Extremely normal and fine for a company to put this in a public statement
You cannot make appeasing these people your entire political project.
I think it is preferable to have politicians who have, at some point in their lives, lived like a normal person
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Everyone here is overly familiar with the Nazi bar analogy. If 8 people at the bar are "doing fine" and 2 people are destitute and suffering then you live in a society of destitution and suffering.
You know I knew that Door Dash woman looked familiar
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More than 1,000 writers, actors and directors, including Bryan Cranston, released a letter on Monday opposing Paramount’s acquisition of Warner Bros. Discovery, saying the deal would harm Hollywood’s already distressed entertainment industry.
I am pretty sure that if a Democratic US President was in office, lashing out at the supreme pontiff, and blasphemously depicting himself as the savior, the headlines would describe this papal response as defending the church and not “hitting back.”
the Soros conspiracy coming from Elon in particular is just embarrassing. you’re worth like 80x what Soros is buddy, if you thought he was buying elections you could snap your fingers and fix it.
Orban may be the last of the 2022-23 inflation victims, but it certainly is part of the reason he lost!
Orban is not conceding because he's honourable. He's conceding because his defeat is so comprehensive even he can't pretend he won.
Orban's regime isn't just a Trump ally--he's the model for Trump's regime.
Orban created a hybrid regime with the appearance of democracy, rampant corruption, stealing of elections, and the absence of the rule of law.
His loss would be a setback for the project of authoritarianism worldwide.
US President Donald Trump says the US Navy would immediately start blockading the Strait of Hormuz and would also interdict every vessel in international waters that had paid a toll to Iran. https://aje.news/x545rk
We have entered the “you can’t kill me if I commit suicide” phase of American Decline
they like Trump and they want to help him. This is why 3% unemployment under Biden was presented in headlines as a failure and rising unemployment under Trump gets "the plan is working" headlines.
The four humans who have traveled the furthest from Earth. (Via NASA.)
In an active lawsuit against the FDA, the state of Missouri is arguing that access to the abortion drug mifepristone has reduced teen birth rates, thereby harming its political representation in Congress. It’s an argument being made in federal court not just on Fox
The idea that it would “distract” from a “focus” that has reached very few people to begin with is absurd. People need to reckon with the Dem party leadership’s overarching desire to protect the status quo at all costs, even when it ultimately costs us everything
When we take back power, I do not want unity or healing, I want revenge.
I also don't want a lecture on "but that's just like Trump, he wanted revenge." He was wrong, we are right. It's different. Get a moral compass.
Revenge or sit down. Call it "justice" if you must, it's that too.
This is such a good idea. We should do this in NYC.
"All Chicago Public Schools students now have access to nearly everything the city’s libraries have to offer — including physical items like books as well as extensive digital resources."
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"The law is clear that civilians must not be targeted, and they must also be protected from indiscriminate or disproportionate attacks."
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WHAT WE KNOW, 11pm:
—Liberals flip seat on Wisconsin supreme court.
—Also flip important school board seats in WI, OK, MO.
—Dems win Waukesha mayor race.
—GOP defends MTG's seat, but Dems way overperform.
—Big MO county rejects property tax freeze.