a man is taking a picture of himself with a cell phone and the words `` guess who 's back ... back again '' . ALT: a man is taking a picture of himself with a cell phone and the words `` guess who 's back ... back again '' .

Julio, Cal and Josh?!

I'm sorry your heart is hurting. All the hugs 🫂

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

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Y'all couldn't write "Connie Ballmer"???????

Bonkers looks yummy

If you have to be inside, that's the view you want

“AI iS tHe FuTUrE”
The future:

It's reserved for people named Clark Kent

Working on our Torrent practice notebook now, but wanted to share this: after practice was over, Marah Wagner was doing her best goaltender impression😅

#SeattleTorrent #PWHL #SeattleSports

A photo of Mrs Rachel Robinson, the wife of baseball legend Jackie Robinson, sitting on chair smiling in a red dress. 103 years old

While Jackie Robinson isn't here to be acknowledged on the day named after him, do you know who is?

Mrs. Rachel Robinson herself.

Who will be turning 104 in July.

And she still serves on the board of the Jackie Robinson Foundation

One thing that makes the Pulp Fiction script brilliant is Tarantino made up a fake Bible passage that sounds like a Bible passage, introduced it as just something that sounds badass,” then had a character do a thoughtful interpretive analysis of that (false but treated as real) passage at gunpoint.

My Allbirds shoes telling me to kill myself

Dammit it’s already happening

goms

sigh

Ick

Hey Rep. Tony Gonzales, what’s the delay?

Congrats to you both! 🥂

I wish it was cookie day here. Those sound delicious

She must be really special 💕

Came to see how family date night went... "the rest of your life" 👀 That must have been amazing bbq lol

Happy for your happy!

This is J.P. Crawford’s 7th walk-off hit, tying Jim Presley for most in Mariners history

It’s his 8th walk-off RBI, tying Mitch Haniger for most in Mariners history

FUCK YES THEY FUCKING DID.

Ballgame. We dance 🔱 #goms

Let's gooo JP!

a woman is holding a cup of coffee and saying crisis averted . Alt: a woman is holding a cup of coffee and saying crisis averted .

goms

Well now... Maybe I was too hasty

a man with glasses and a sweater is standing in front of a wall and says `` who needs it ? '' Alt: a man with glasses and a sweater is standing in front of a wall and says `` who needs it ? ''

Baseball schmaseball

gross

Cal!! 🔱