Off topic, and lightly doxxing, but I thought I'd be able to work out where that church is, but I'm struggling.

In the last 10 years, the licence fee has only gone up by £34.50/year. In the same time, for the same deal (HD, no ads), Netflix has gone up by almost double that, £67.08/year. And that’s just for Netflix, not the ENTIRE BBC.

emperor's tailor pulls out of landmark twelvety-nine bajillion pound deal to establish a "world-leading" clothes emporium

Hot middle aged take of the day: screwdriver sets should come with an extra pozi 2 bit that lives in the driver so you still have a full set of bits in the box

The best chalkboards from The Traitors UK series 3 (2025) YouTube video by G Bow

That sketch lands much better with this knowledge: youtu.be/8prSGLW878k?...

Surely I’m not the only one who thinks this whenever they see a map of The Strait Of Hormuz on the news?

Cows, silhouetted against the sky on the hilltop opposite our house. A sniper’s wet dream.

Basic fieldcraft, lads. Never stand at the brow of a hill, enemy snipers will pick you off one by one.

He's found youuu.

george lucas saying “still think trade route disputes are a stupid plot point bitch?”

This just in: Sun agrees to release infinity million barrels of sunshine every morning

Specifically this image

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

"Everything is politics...You don't get to make art in a fascist state"

CMAT delivering, mar is gnách. 👏

(Same goes for sport btw)

#Speirgorm

INJECT THIS INTO MY VEINS

Let’s talk about Smelt!

We want to make an always-on podcast channel made up of multiple short-run scripted comedy series. This is because making a new channel for every series is a huge barrier to getting traction and attention, so we want to build an audience of people willing to try new things.

A horrible 90s computer desk with a desktop computer and scanner

And it should be set up on a desk like this

Anakin Skywalker on Mustafar

Roses are red,
Boobies are round

WHENEVER I feel down I always think of East 17’s Brian Harvey, running over his own head whilst being sick out of a car after eating 4 baked potatoes. Always cheers me right up.

Roses are red
A young dog is a pup

Just going to leave this here

Revealed: How Substack makes money from hosting Nazi newsletters Exclusive: Site takes a cut of subscriptions to content that promotes far-right ideology, white supremacy and antisemitism

It is super weird whenever someone sets up a new Substack and I can't say I have regrets about ditching the platform at all

A downy woodpecker sits on a spruce on a sunny winter day. "Ahh... Febuary" it says. Close up on it correcting "Febrary" then "Febberary..." then finally "Frebrury"

Ferbruary #oldknees

What's the plan, Chuck? I run a fake news website. You're the Senate Minority Leader. What's the plan?

Medal for Gallantry goes to Stephen. #traitors

lol I’m crying

I know we're all seeing 87 unhinged things per day, but "guys if our multi billion dollar product doesn't start being useful for something, literally anything, the people might not appreciate us wrecking the planet over it anymore" is a truly bananapants thing to say out loud

Sometimes I think about everything I could do, all that I’d be capable of, if I wasn’t stressed at a bone-deep level about absolutely everything 100% of the time.

A meme of Carney saying “What’s the crime? Making a deal? A succulent Chinese deal?

One of the greatest political memes I’ve ever seen. Shamelessly stolen from elsewhere

there have been better days to launch an ambitious project to fund original scripted audio comedy from the likes of joel & ben (pictured), but it’s been in the diary for ages. please take a look at our store: Leadmojo.co.uk/smelt