No one should be in prison for weed.

Happy 4/20!!

Hi

stop it i can’t fall in love again.

One set with bad form and i tweaked my back during leg day please send help.

Okay but does anyone remember the Cole Porter biopic “De-lovely” with Kevin Kline and Ashley Judd?! Featuring music all stars Alanis Morisette and Sheryl Crow and John Barrowman and Elvis Costello among many others?!

mcm

taking boyfriend applications, references required.

mcm

bestie time ♥️

my best friends are all earth signs or fellow libras. take that for what you will.

craziest thing about me is probably that i use apple maps and not Google Maps.

got a haircut :)

piggiest bottom at the bowling alley.

crushed my set tonight 🥹🥰

hole so tight no one believes i’m a bottom*

*no they still do

I am so proud of you 🥹🫣🥰

Input given 🥹🥵😘

I am willing to consult a preview of said post, if I MUST.

🤣🥵

Okay fine

BITCH 😍😭

Ehhh idk

god fucking damnit, lerrrenzo.

*daniel craig sigh* ladies and gentlemen… the weekend.

Pass

Someone tell me what my friends and I need to do for New York pride 🥺👉👈

My Gen Z co worker just confused Jeff Goldblum for George Clooney.

And what if I told you I’m going to be in NYC for Pride in June? 👀🫦