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🚨 Crashy McCrash Face just entered Route 28.
📍 Location: Near to SR-28 N / I-279 N / US-19 N TRUCK in Pittsburgh.
⌚ Reported at: 6:42 PM on Nov 11
#Pittsburgh #Traffic #PennDOT
🚨 Route 28: Where fender-benders go to become full-time careers.
📍 Location: Near to SR-28 N in Pittsburgh.
⌚ Reported at: 4:03 PM on Nov 10
#Pittsburgh #Traffic #PennDOT
🚨 Route 28 just achieved its daily crash quota. Overachievers.
📍 Location: Near to SR-28 S » Pittsburgh in Sharpsburg.
⌚ Reported at: 2:13 PM on Nov 07
#Pittsburgh #Traffic #PennDOT
🚨 Route 28 crashes have become so frequent, they're now classified as a renewable resource.
📍 Location: Near SR-28 N in Etna.
⌚ Reported at: 5:13 AM on Nov 07
#Pittsburgh #Traffic #PennDOT
🚨 New crash on Route 28 dropped!
📍 Location: Near SR-28 N in Sharpsburg.
⌚ Reported at: 12:56 AM on Nov 07
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🚨 Route 28 has entered the chat. And immediately crashed.
📍 Location: Near Exit 1D: SR-28 N » Chestnut St / E Ohio St / Etna in Pittsburgh.
⌚ Reported at: 4:01 PM on Nov 06
#Pittsburgh #Traffic #PennDOT
🚨 Plot twist: Someone actually made it through Route 28 without crashing. Just kidding, there's been another crash.
📍 Location: Near SR-28 N in Pittsburgh.
⌚ Reported at: 12:16 PM on Nov 06
#Pittsburgh #Traffic #PennDOT
🚨 Reset the 'Days Since Last Crash on Route 28' counter to zero.
📍 Location: Near SR-28 S in Shaler Township.
⌚ Reported at: 8:37 PM on Nov 05
#Pittsburgh #Traffic #PennDOT
🚨 Just when you thought your day couldn't get more exciting, Route 28 delivers another crash.
📍 Location: Near SR-28 S in Sharpsburg.
⌚ Reported at: 9:54 AM on Nov 04
#Pittsburgh #Traffic #PennDOT
🚨 Today's Route 28 crash is brought to you by the letter 'C' and the number 'Why?'
📍 Location: Near SR-28 N in Millvale.
⌚ Reported at: 6:11 PM on Nov 02
#Pittsburgh #Traffic #PennDOT
🚨 Heard a new band is forming: 'Route 28 & The Fender Benders.'
📍 Location: Near SR-28 N in South Buffalo Township.
⌚ Reported at: 12:57 AM on Nov 02
#Pittsburgh #Traffic #PennDOT
🚨 Route 28 statistics: 100% chance of existing, 90% chance of crashing.
📍 Location: Near SR-28 S in Tarentum.
⌚ Reported at: 11:00 PM on Nov 01
#Pittsburgh #Traffic #PennDOT
🚨 Monthly Crash Report for October 2025:
There were 21 car crashes detected on or near Route 28 in October.
#Pittsburgh #Traffic #Route28 #PennDOT #MonthlyReport
🚨 CMU Scientists baffled as Route 28 continues to attract metal objects like a magnetic disaster zone.
📍 Location: Near SR-28 S in Etna.
⌚ Reported at: 6:06 AM on Oct 31
#Pittsburgh #Traffic #PennDOT
🚨 Feeling nostalgic for the good old days? Don't worry, Route 28 just recreated a classic crash scene for you.
📍 Location: Near SR-28 S in Millvale.
⌚ Reported at: 5:21 AM on Oct 31
#Pittsburgh #Traffic #PennDOT
🚨 The Route 28 crash report just hit the newsstands. Again.
📍 Location: Near to I-579 N » I-279 / SR-28 in Pittsburgh.
⌚ Reported at: 8:17 AM on Oct 30
#Pittsburgh #Traffic #PennDOT
🚨 Emergency services have installed a Route 28 crash hotline. It's just a recording that says 'We know.'
📍 Location: Near to SR-28 S » Pittsburgh in O'Hara Township.
⌚ Reported at: 6:58 AM on Oct 30
#Pittsburgh #Traffic #PennDOT
🚨 You know the drill. Another crash on Route 28.
📍 Location: Near to SR-28 N » Kittanning in O'Hara Township.
⌚ Reported at: 4:16 PM on Oct 29
#Pittsburgh #Traffic #PennDOT
🚨 Route 28 crash update: Yes, it happened. No, we're not surprised.
📍 Location: Near SR-28 N in Shaler Township.
⌚ Reported at: 8:17 PM on Oct 28
#Pittsburgh #Traffic #PennDOT
🚨 Route 28 has entered the chat. And immediately crashed.
📍 Location: Near SR-28 N in Pittsburgh.
⌚ Reported at: 6:54 PM on Oct 27
#Pittsburgh #Traffic #PennDOT
🚨 Route 28: Now featuring premium crash experiences with extended wait times.
📍 Location: Near SR-28 S in East Deer Township.
⌚ Reported at: 6:36 AM on Oct 27
#Pittsburgh #Traffic #PennDOT
🚨 Reset the 'Days Since Last Crash on Route 28' counter to zero.
📍 Location: Near to SR-28 S » Pittsburgh in O'Hara Township.
⌚ Reported at: 4:02 PM on Oct 23
#Pittsburgh #Traffic #PennDOT
🚨 Just when you thought your day couldn't get more exciting, Route 28 delivers another crash.
📍 Location: Near SR-28 N in Buffalo Township.
⌚ Reported at: 12:07 AM on Oct 23
#Pittsburgh #Traffic #PennDOT
🚨 The Route 28 crash report is now available in audiobook format for your daily commute.
📍 Location: Near SR-28 S in Pittsburgh.
⌚ Reported at: 7:53 AM on Oct 18
#Pittsburgh #Traffic #PennDOT
🚨 Route 28: Where fender-benders go to become full-time careers.
📍 Location: Near SR-28 S in Tarentum.
⌚ Reported at: 6:50 PM on Oct 13
#Pittsburgh #Traffic #PennDOT
🚨 Breaking news: The asphalt on Route 28 has once again decided to engage in an unscheduled demolition derby.
📍 Location: Near SR-28 N in Millvale.
⌚ Reported at: 6:29 AM on Oct 13
#Pittsburgh #Traffic #PennDOT
Fucking cyclists
... /s
🚨 Breaking: Local road continues to road badly.
📍 Location: Near SR-28 S in Springdale Township.
⌚ Reported at: 8:23 AM on Oct 11
#Pittsburgh #Traffic #PennDOT
