there’s a player on the vanderbilt basketball team named chandler bing who was not named after the friends character and has never seen friends so i need someone in his life to confidently call him “chanandler bong” and when he blinks say “sorry, MISS chanandler bong” and tape it for my amusement

Not to worry you but I did that my first year at ISU and it did not indeed loop back - I ended up at Vet Med and they had to send someone to get me 😂

“Greenland is covered with ice, and Iceland is very nice”

I think Alfonso does a great job but I LOVED seeing Tom back in the ballroom again

listen, I didn't stop listening to Nirvana when they started selling the smiley face shirts at Urban Outfitters; I'm not gonna stop using em-dashes just because chatGPT uses them

Universal post tbh

I have to imagine @noraprinciotti.bsky.social and @nathanchubbard.bsky.social have thoughts on this that they’ll share on the next #everysinglealbum pod

Merriam-Webster Thesaurus for 'shining.' The only words visible are 'shining,' 'shimmering,' 'splendid'

🎼 "We can show you the world..."🎼

you'd think people who are professional calvinball players would give Calvin & Hobbes the reverence it deserves

Going to live by the motto “Only you can post about a turtle you saw”

oh my god take my money

My AP History teacher shared one of my practice DBQ essays with the class as an example of how to do them. Performance anxiety kept me from passing the actual test but I kept writing and have a journalism degree and an MFA in creative writing