every dude of a certain age who worked at a record store likes to imagine himself as John Cusack, but actually exists somewhere on a spectrum between these two

the New York Mets have signed 17-year-old Vaping Clamato for $50,000 in international bonus pool money and assigned him to their extended spring training complex

LeBron James’ chest heaved, sweat dripping off his brow as he tried to really rev his engine for the first time in a month.

more like The AthleticO3 am I right

pack like you're going to piss and shit yourself twice a day every day, plus one extra

so, for example, when planning a four day trip, you should pack no fewer than seventeen pairs of underwear

Deckard Cain from the video game Diablo

my pronouns are he, but not him. because I'll never be him.

"Stay a while and listen."

young ZZ Top lookin all grimey

if you go to a hardcore show and the band looks like this you are gonna die in that pit

prison hamburger and wet scrapple

customers who used to place regular grocery delivery orders with us switching to pickup to save on the tip and delivery fees

I mean I was in school when the Anthology series came out and lived through the ensuing pop culture saturation so I would in fact posit that the Beatles were the Beatles of the '90s

as the main guy from the Darkness once said:
guitar

I don't want to hear a single thing about Catholicism from somebody who never carried six folding chairs at a time in a vague attempt to impress a female classmate in a knee length plaid skirt

I can be a fan of a messy burger sometimes but this just looks disgustingly wet

I haven't played softball in a decade and I kinda want to buy that bat

AUTISM ANNOUNCEMENT

Devil's Creek!

that wouldn't be very skibidi ohio of you

this one will probably stay as-is since I don't have much in the way of woodworking tools here right now, but I've already got some goofy ideas in my brain for another build

a partially assembled kit guitar laying on a makeshift workbench (work mat laid out on an air hockey table). nothing is screwed together yet but some of the bits are set out where they're going to go.

midweek weekend project: assembling this $90 stratocaster shaped object

reading the phrase "Oblivion With Guns" in the year of our lord 2026

"Charlie Kirk Glazers #2", which means that someone out there found enough people on Bluesky who posted positively about Charlie Kirk to make at least two lists. although I think their methodology is suspect because the only post I ever made about CK was one insultingly comparing him to Barry Bonds

search is broken, archives are broken, Jeff Bezos you know what you must do to complete the Lowtax trifecta

oh my god that is the worst possible answer in the universe

AHHH STOMP

youtu.be/wTANmHJhbF8?...

the eponymous EP is probably not available separately on streaming but it is included as bonus tracks on the remaster of their album How Could Hell Be Any Worse