COYB it's

Everton website needs a key to wind it up.

I try to give strangers a certain amount of latitude, but man, when did we as a society decide it was ok to blast music and shows at full volume on our phones in public

All these people appear to have written books. Do they expect us to buy them? Or have we got enough ?

James Garner is only the second #EFC player born in Birkenhead to play for England (after Dixie Dean).

Have you got your ticket for the Goodison derby yet?
Get down to Goodison Park, to watch Everton Women take on Liverpool Women, tomorrow at noon 💙
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‘Trust your own feeling’: Everton’s Katja Snoeijs on her endometriosis diagnosis | Everton Women When the sharp, stabbing pain in her abdomen became so severe that she had to be substituted at half-time during an Everton match, Katja Snoeijs knew what she was experiencing was not merely “normal period pains”. And she was right. The 29-year-old Netherlands striker has since been diagnosed with endometriosis, which affects one in 10 women. She says she counts herself lucky, because she received her diagnosis within a year and was shocked to learn the national average wait for a diagnosis in the UK is nine years. The condition involves cells similar to those found in the lining of the womb growing elsewhere in the body, which can lead to inflammation and chronic pain.

‘Trust your own feeling’: Everton’s Katja Snoeijs on her endometriosis diagnosis | Everton Women

When the sharp, stabbing pain in her abdomen became so severe that she had to be substituted at half-time during an Everton match, Katja Snoeijs knew what she was experiencing was not merely “normal…

Fun fact: You can walk into a public library without spending a dime and walk out rich in knowledge and joy. 📚

Salah's free transfer to Cables seems to moving at pace. This is his latest Instagram post.

The Completely Normal Red Men

Born 24 March 1935 - Carol Kaye, one of the most prolific bass guitarists, who has played on an estimated 10,000 recordings in a career spanning over 50 years. Kaye was the bassist on many Phil Spector and Brian Wilson productions in the 1960s and 1970s. She is 91 years old today. #CarolKaye

A pink penguin mascot who resembles an enema and has a blue shoulder bag poses in front of a temple.

Kan-chan, a pink penguin who is often mistaken an enema, is the mascot for Ichijiku enemas.

Just sorted ours!!!

Everton FC - 'Toaster man' Matty Byrne talks to Total Sport - BBC Sounds Everton fan Matty Byrne speaks after taking a toaster into Hill Dickinson Stadium

🍞Don't say I don't bring you the big stories!

EXCLUSIVE! #EFC fan Matty Byrne spoke to @GiuliaBould after going viral on social media for taking a toaster into Hill Dickinson Stadium for the Blues' 3-0 win over Chelsea on Saturday

#bbcfootball

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Bob Dylan on subway stairs, 1983 Photo by Lynn Goldsmith

Bob Dylan trying to find his way back from some Wetherspoons toilets…

He's going to Prescot Cables.

Get ya coat on and get movin’.

Join Peter Reid in supporting Everton Women against Liverpool this Saturday.

Tickets are on sale now for the Goodison Park Derby.

The derby next for Everton Women

Proof if ever there was some needed that the Upper NW corner is poorly treated in terms of availability of foodstuffs, it’s that bad one fella resorted to bringing his own toaster & crumpets yesterday 😂

What a game carrying sleek all round midfield weasel James Garner has turned into. The Wirral’s best export since Paganism.

We'd all enjoy it more than the current dirge

Still celebrating yesterday’s result?
💙 🥅🥅🥅💙
Why not take a nostalgic trip back to Goodison Park next Saturday to support Everton Women playing Liverpool Women in their WSL derby. Tickets from £6
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Our national anthem should be either:
Superman by Black Lace
or
I Could Be So Good For You by Dennis Waterman

🗣️ "I don't feel like a hero – but I feel like I'm home. Playing for Everton is something unbelievable." - Beto💙

There's upper 90... and then there's whatever this is from Iliman Ndiaye. 🥵

Things Can Only Get Beto
#UTFT

Nobody Does It Beto
#UTFT

Warm weather brings the sounds of:

Dickheads with drones
24 hour pressure washing
Loud shite music in all it's forms
Drunken arguing

wafting on the breeze.