I remember the diarrhea from the olestra in it. 😂😂

Our coworker for today, Oscar, is high as a kite on Trazodone. He's having a great time. #dogs

Phoeo of a cute cat behind a super market toy set looking at the camera, with the silly caption of "Khajiit has wares if you have coin" which is a known The Elder Scrolls line.

Khajiit has wares if you have coin

So, yeah. Birthday. It was.. ok? My coworker made me wear a party hat all day and when clients asked if it was my birthday, I really wanted to say no.

a cartoon of squidward from spongebob squarepants has blood coming out of his nose ALT: a cartoon of squidward from spongebob squarepants has blood coming out of his nose

It's my birthday and I'm just like meh.

My Gudetama pillow isn't thrilled with being used as a book rest while I read, but here we are.

Before they were arrested- Vets are demanding an end to the war on Iran at the Cannon Building in Washington, D.C.

And on to the next book. #warcraft

I would like to report that 6 hours after eating this monster.. my tummy hurts but I wouldn't change a thing.

I just demolished this burger at Transilvania Restaurant for an early birthday meal out. It's the "Romanian burger." It has a whole-ass square mozzarella stick on top. And thick cut bacon. I don't know how I did it, but it was worth it. I might die now.

Best Star Trek captain. Wrong answers only.

Radagast's bunny sleigh is fucking amazing and I would ride that into battle like a queen. #TheHobbit

So I decided to go backwards and start at the beginning. I always related to Bilbo. Get these fuckers out of my house! Plus this was the first book that got me really excited about reading when I was young. It's a favorite. #TheHobbit

Ohhhh that's hilarious. This hangs next to my bedroom door. 😁 It's just been a few years since I sat down and did a proper marathon.

My birthday is next week and I'm spending this weekend before it doing something long overdue. #LOTR

The biggest fattest robin is sitting on a pole outside in my yard. It can't get any cuter. My phone is garbage for zooming in enough to see it with any detail. #birds

My mom is listening to the radio and they're doing an adoptable pet segment. Today they're featuring a Chihuahua. She says "No thanks!" Excuse me, ma'am?? What do you think is 50% of this guy?? That's rude.

Please refrain from staring at your vet's front desk staff like a creeper while you're waiting for your appointment or to check out after it. We don't work faster when you're staring into our souls. Probably the opposite. You can totally sit down and relax while you wait.

One of my coworkers brought one in and I was laughing about it so she brought me my own.

My work army is growing.

"It's basically like Little House on the Prairie but with more cursing." That might be the best description in the introduction for a book that I've read in a while. #LetsPretendThisNeverHappened

5 friends sitting in front of a beach and water. Main image for the anime Anyway, I'm Falling in Love with You.

This one better not make me cry. It has that look. #anime

Today was rough. I worked for 6 hours and each of those hours was packed with insanity. I've soothed myself with catching up on various shows and then editing my insane list of anime to watch. I relax in weird ways.

This is what we call it when we mess up the deposit somehow at work. I printed us a sign for funsies. The number is a guess.. I think it's been longer than that.

It's true. I used to actually enjoy raking as a kid because I was helping my dad in the yard. Now my body hurts just thinking about it.

I mean, I don't mind them if you're using one in your own reasonably sized yard to clean up a bit and it takes you 10-15 mins. But did there need to be four guys with them all walking in a line down the neighbors hill of a yard for over an hour? Absolutely not.

I wish I had some Nerf guns or something I could pelt these damn lawn guys with. The constant droning of leaf blowers is going to make me snap. I should be able to annoy them right back.

Indeed just sent me an email about a kennel assistant job with a golden retriever breeder near my job that we KNOW is a horrible breeder that sells defective dogs with health problems and then doesn't support the buyers when there are problems. If I had the energy, I'd infiltrate and crush them.

Do people really need to obnoxiously leaf blow all morning? Apparently so. Four dudes are walking around making a ton of noise and pretty much blowing them all into the new neighbors yard next to me. I'm sure this will be great.

Cover of the book Let's Pretend This Never Happened, by Jenny Lawson, featuring a white mouse in a ruffled white collar and red cape.

You know you have too many books when you have to tear all your bookshelves apart to find the next book the mystical gumball machine told you to read.