It's been five years.

I still love my wife. @swampastronaut.bsky.social

Mario Golf PART 2 | Betrayal on Yoshi's Island | Brett's Friend Carson YouTube video by Expansion Pack

We finish up Mario Golf on today's 𝗕𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘁'𝘀 𝗙𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻! @swampastronaut.bsky.social takes on Mr. Brettzky, we discuss golf voices, homing a semi-feral kitten for three months, Tom Hanks movies, and so much more, all on the best background noise you'll hear all week!

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Mario Golf PART 1 | Courses | Brett's Friend Carson YouTube video by Expansion Pack

𝗕𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘁'𝘀 𝗙𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻 is back as my wonderful wife @swampastronaut.bsky.social takes on Mr. Brettzky in Mario Golf for the Nintendo 64! Join us for dating courses, rental memories, a seriously sick Eagle, and more on the best background noise you'll hear all week!

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Well that's one way to turn folks off in a heartbeat.

Why HER.

“The real recession indicator is you not getting a tattoo since MARCH.” @neohazard.bsky.social

😭😭😭

There’s 30 other women on the AEW women’s roster who deserve a belt. I’m fucking BEGGING YOU, stop giving belts to Mercedes, @tonykhan.bsky.social.

fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:

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I realize @aewontv.bsky.social likely has little to no say over advertising on your show, but I'd rather see Chris Jericho than ICE ads during my wrestling. Thanks.

Hey, @aewontv.bsky.social & @tonykhan.bsky.social, can we make sure that ICE propaganda ads don’t play during fucking the commercial breaks? I feel gross and it completely soured the mood. I don’t even want to watch anymore.

Every time I watch Chernobyl, I immediately want to restart it. It truly is the pinnacle of television.

@pearlmania500.bsky.social please show Mrs. P, I’m begging you.

The Cody and Cena thing lol

It was something on Smackdown. Should have guessed wrestling first but he’s been yelling about the Dodgers for last two weeks it felt like a safe bet.

Heard @neohazard.bsky.social say “uh oh. Uh oh. UH OH” repeatedly so I googled if the Dodgers were playing because that’s the only thing that made sense in my head.

Suddenly, not taking @neohazard.bsky.social’s last name has become an extreme political act.

Call your senators and tell them you oppose the SAVE Act.

Sending anyone from this country to a foreign gulag, particularly without a court hearing, should rightfully end a presidency. Full stop.

I have been paying for Spotify premium for over 10 years.
If I hear a MILLISECOND of an ad on my PAID SERVICE, I will cancel my subscription without a second thought and use literally anything else.

@tonykhan.bsky.social please start PPVs earlier and have them end by 10pm. I am BEGGING.

I can’t keep doing this. 😭

It’s a fucking great day for hockey.

This Team Will Never Lose Again YouTube video by Daniel Davis

THE SAINT LOUIS BLUES.

JULIA!!!!!! WE LOVE YOUR CAT!!!!!

What the fuck does this even mean, Julie.

It’s @neohazard.bsky.social

I mean very obviously Hegseth should resign, and if it were a Democratic administration this would be quickly be a consensus position.

Pale ass bitch covered in tattoos sits in the sun.

Guess I’ll get some vitamin D.

Zendaya is meechee.

They are trying to trigger riots so they can declare martial law.

Don’t fall for it.

WE DID IT, JOE!