Yennifer of Vengabus

Installing a public bidet in the town square so that my villagers have the cleanest holes

This made me gird my loins for battle fr fr

The pig meat stealer

Or a guy with a big ol pussy

This is why they have such a high suicide rate

There should be more members of Congress who you want to see their junk

For a great low rate you can get online, go the general and be sent to die screaming in the trenches under his pitiless glare

Jalen?

You corporate douche bags will be the death of us all

The technique is called whatsthepointillism

FedEx and UPS drivers be flooring it

That’s beaucoup toads bro

Hi I’m Dr Jim Suck and I’m gonna cure all your dick problems

I thought it was you getting hit on the head by something like a rubber ball before you could finish saying fuck

The stretch of weather we have been having makes me want to kill god

Summertiiiiime when the penis is beefy

It’s why mass is only once a week. He’s busy!

*god, about to jack off*

Good.

God wills it, dipshits

You gotta grease the tubes

How bout no tax on tits!!

As president I will kill all the snakes. Even the cool ones otherwise it’s discrimination.

I know we don’t agree on everything but I’m sure we can find a common ground where you give me 100% of what I want and also suck my balls

My power is growing

Is that cool with you, bro?

Yes we fucking do

That’s Cinemax

I was going to make a masturbation joke but it’s like, come on

We should be devoting all scientific resources toward making a diet of only dark chocolate peanut butter cups healthy and sustainable

People who come on here to make some kind of living by having diarrhea takes are the saddest people on earth