Always believed in u

Twitter account has the visibility limited thing i assume bc i liked too many tweets calling politicians child abusers or retweeted something about bernie sanders being a retard. I feel honored tbh im cheesin

Francine Smith aura farms in her own special way most people just wouldn’t get it

My version of selling out tbh

Gonna make splitscreen vids of nocam speedrun tricks on top of american dad jokes and put them on tiktok

Me when I realize anything is possible for me and my friends and we’re all gonna make it

Americans calling college uni

Jinx hates gay people confirmed

Looking into this

the sperm banks are out of cum

Im a fat american that needs a cheesy mall pretzel rn or i’ll die

Pissing all over the floor like an untrained dog

Larry David enemy to girl scouts

Looking into this

Drowning your eggs in tabasco >>>

He actually rediscovered his love of mining through his fucking frozen mashed potatoes and carrots. Disgusting or beautiful, who’s to say

After losing a good run

Garrett The Garbage Man is literally me: One hit wonder, has-been, can’t dress himself, would prioritize a retro console over paying his rent.

Fuck my Chuglass life

Canada is #1 because Danny lives here and they have Lay’s Salt and Pepper flavor

Richard Lewis’ girlfriend Cha Cha

Frieren was the most overrated japanslop I ever watched

That’s that ejackalit

Calarts 🤢

Steven Universe style art is so fugly I hate that show for ruining an entire generation

The tiktok girl who opened a red bull with another red bull to mix on her break 🥵 need that bitch

Praying everyday that someone Detonates The Vest while congress is in session with high attendance

I’ll never stop disappearing for 1-2 months per year without then returning to tweet my unhinged but true thoughts just accept it

Summer ‘25 playlist~
- dead babies
- eradicated families
- Kill All Journalists (ft. SZA)
- Fuck Manning and Snowden (chopped&screwed MIX)
- my big ass ears on your Dick
- ummmm I’m Gay?
- You Thought Bush Loved ICE? Now Watch This (clean edit)

That smug ugly fuck coming out to finger wag to anyone makes me sick. I seriously need him to suffer