THIS IS THE EMPLOYMENT JELLY Drawing of a slime with a briefcase and pencil REBLOG WHENEVER THE HELL YOU LIKE AND YOU'LL GET A JOB THAT YOU LOVE AND DESERVE.

🕯️Manifesting 🕯️

A match made in purgatory.

I want an episode of Smosh Culinary Crimes where they wheel in Garrett on an upright gurney in a Hannibal Lecter face shield. He has to eat everything through the mask.

Just a lil guy

vibe code harder VIBE CODE HARDER

I still think o.o is the perfect reaction emoticon.

Mamdani: When I ran for mayor, I said I was going to tax the rich

Well, today we're taxing the rich...

gecko onesie?

Illuminated Manuscript Creatures ;
#7
A long day at the kicking rats out of house factory.

this has to be in the top 5 funniest tweets of all time

A bunny with shaggy ears wins first prize at a dog show, and is on a pedestal next to several other dogs, all with ribbons. A bunny with a camera documents the event.

Daily bunny no.3289 is a very good boy

Infograph about censorship. It compares it to magnets.

Sorted my thoughts about censorship, so I can stop thinking about it.

Melt over grilled steak or pork
Spread lightly on crusty bread with a drizzle of extra honey
Toss with roasted carrots or Brussels sprouts
Finish pan-seared fish

Instructions

In a bowl, mash the softened butter until smooth.
Add 1 teaspoon of Malört and mix thoroughly.
Stir in honey and salt.
Add lemon zest or juice
Adjust: Possibly add another small splash of Malört
Spoon onto parchment, roll into a log, and chill until firm.

Ingredients

1 stick (½ cup) unsalted butter, softened
1–2 teaspoons Jeppson's Malört
1 teaspoon honey or maple syrup
Pinch of salt (more if using unsalted butter)
Optional: ½ teaspoon lemon zest or a tiny squeeze of lemon juice

one of many reasons i will never accept abandoning my trans siblings or the broader queer community for the purposes of "a bigger tent"

I've been hearing about nasal vaccines since I was a kid, and never has a doctor ever offered me the option.

a car absolutely plastered with stickers about anal sex

which one of you owns this car

They'll keep shrinking the definition of "acceptable art" until you can't talk about any of your lived experiences in a fictional setting

@dansavage.bsky.social come get your "non-transphobic" boy

Daily reminder that if you bring up stuff that Kiwifarms harassers "documented" to try to harass a trans person, you're no better than a nazi.

I Think You Should Leave is one very funny skit repeated over and over.

Real talk

1st panel: hi can i get a (T voice crack) chicken mcgriddle "Ya drive up" 2nd panel: two gays sitting in silence 3rd panel: Nephil: cHicKeN mCGridDLe Koepek: SHUT

drive thru

Someone using you for a vouch if you don't know them is a big red flag that makes them ineligible for a vouch.

People getting mad about the Harkness Test are the absolute funniest thing to me, as a furry SF/F fan.

You're literally getting mad over something a crowd full of normies cheered for when Baldur's Gate 3 trailer showed that you could have sex with a druid Wild Shaped into a bear.

Look for dragonflies.

Nimrodel, Elmo, and Teleporno walk into a tavern

Are you telling me a kobold meined this lo