@deviwestside.bsky.social so what did you think of WrestleMania overall?

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Um, put it in Florida?

Remember to spay or neuter your parents before sending them to live at the assisted living center.

THEM: follow your heart

My heart:

If you're going to make me sit through an intervention, someone better have brought beer.

you really can’t let fries sit for too long. that’s why you have to eat them all on the way home

clench your jaw tighter

hunch your shoulders

don’t drink water

you’re an undead orc, act like one

People say your future self will thank you, but I'm still waiting for me to show up.

social media is the reality tv of the internet

Bed. Now. Stop scrolling!

choose your own adventure but it’s me choosing songs

Who let this legal pervert in

Love when people I didn’t want to call in the first place don’t call me back. Like, how long can we keep this special thing going.

It was a Muppet murder mystery

Are nudist's ghosts naked?

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I'm not sure what I was expecting, but this didn't hit like I thought it would. I'm still going to see it in the theater. youtu.be/cYFevn5frf0?...

I have been called a lot in my life but let me tell you, nothing is worse than being called on the phone.

I love hearing the pitter patter of cat paws

No more thoughts today, brain empty

*caveman discovers weed*
*caveman invents fire*
*stone age begins*

Dallas is salad spelled backward with an extra L.

Honestly, re-watching Disney’s “The Sword in the Stone” at my age makes me feel less like Wart/Arthur and now makes me feel like an old bearded wizard who wants to visit the 1950s.

Instead of saying I have to poop, I say I’m starting a movement.

sure sex is great but have you ever told someone how you actually feel

I love going to barbecue restaurants. I'm not a connoisseur or anything I just like to say pulled pork.

willy wonka is actually the nickname they gave him after his first gym class

I did it, I fucked myself silly, take that liberal!

my wife: why so saucy?
me: it's 4/20

Pollo Verde Posole tonight…. Might toss in some garlic bread for shits and giggles.

Things are happening.