A potted plant has a better understanding of of science and military readiness than Pete Hegseth.
Posts by Michael Wilson
So much this. When MTG claimed the Dems were controlling the weather, I'm like "Precious, if we could control weather, there'd be 5 Cat 5 Hurricanes in a row over Mar-A-Lardo, and two more over DeSatan's house for good measure."
Oh, honey . . . if Democrats could *really* rig elections, why aren't they in power in the White House, Senate, House, and Supreme Court right now? You're such a simple thing.
Every time anyone dies in CBP/ICE custody, the state AG should immediately file manslaughter charges against the administrator in charge of the facility, and civil wrongful death suits should also be filed. In the case of a child, add Child Endangerment to the list.
And remand without bail.
Yes, and then you get to keep your "Journalist" card.
It’s St George’s Day! 🐉 🏴
Seems apt to share our most popular post on bluesky.
Although we have been told that the dragon in question is actually a wyvern. 😬
Thank you for not referring to Jake Tapper as a "Journalist" or anything like that.
He'll probably be Trump's Waiter at the Correspondant's dinner.
There are not enough courts to try these people in.
I would have said you couldn't have found anyone less qualified, incompetent and conflicted than Witkoff, Kushner, Kergseth, and Vance on this topic, but there you go.
This should part of a long litany of investigations and charges. And Don Jr. and Eric are stupid enough to think that Crypto Currency is "untraceable".
Came here to say this. Soldiers actually get much more sketchy vaccines (see: Anthrax), and for good reason.
He is actually endangering the lives of his soldiers with his arrogant ignorance. I'm sure they're Court Marshall him today if they could.
MAGA planning our 250th is like having your drunk uncle and meth head cousins planning your daughter's 16th birthday party.
This. So much this.
Oh Alan sweetie, just wait till you find out Jewish people hate you too.
And oh "Meanwhile, the U.S. is sending a delegation to Islamabad, Pakistan, including a sack of hammers, a box of rocks and a potted plant"
Make that "seizing unarmed merchant vessel".
At least he could have made the announcement in a pirate voice.
how is this literally happening in real life
Vance is so stupid the Olive Branch was probably poison oak.
"And it was immediatly turned over to Barron Trump, who sold it for BitCoin".
Archaeologists in the Holy Land just uncovered a 3,000-year-old Israelite tablet…
It reads: “Iran is only weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon.”
Oh we _know_ Kushner will be on the phone with Bibi every day to receive "negotiating tactics".
But we're sending the (unelected, unconfirmed) two idiots that got us into this in the first place. Riggghttttttt.
So, in summary, we're sending a bag of hammers and a box of rocks to negotiate for us.
Great. We'll be giving them nuclear weapons by the time this is over.
Former President Barack Obama met with New York Mayor Zohran Mamdani for the first time Saturday, joining preschoolers at a child care center for a book reading and singalong.
Source: Emma G. Fitzsimmons / NYT
If I was in a meeting and they brought in Scott Bessett I'd complement them on the lovely potted plants they'd added to the decor.
The State AG's in every state this has occurred in should file manslaughter and/or wrongful death charges/suits agains the management of these facilities.
They may not win, but they will make life very uncomfortable for these goons. There IS NO Downside.
The States these occur in should file wrongful death/manslaughter charges immediately.
It won’t bring these poor people back to life but it will send a message.
"Scott Bessett speaks for the common man" was NOT on my Bingo Card for 2026.
Any reporter that attends this has lost their notebook, and be banished to the same social graveyard as Jared and Ivanka, the DOGE Boys and Trump family.
Sarah Beattie @nachosarah it’s gotten to the point where the aliens have stopped laughing at us and are all looking at each other like holy shit should we do something