Unregistered firear...I mean oil filters

An actual company (Anthropic) told me no, so now I'm going to pick a fight with children to feel big and strong

I honestly cannot tell you when the last I washed my water bottle was. Water will sit in it for days at a time. I dont dump it out when I refill it.

"No" is the answer of people with weak immune systems

Yabut lives on as a discord emoji

Huh. Blocking people is in fact nice on this website.

@schumer.senate.gov Resign. Get out of the way. Leave. Depart. Vacate.

Just fucking go.

I would rather not get paid than this bill get passed as is, and the continued spineless of the Dems reeks of Neville Chamberlain

Like LinkedIn doesn't exist

Garmin: continued overreaching in new and interesting ways

BDE CDR: you can absolutely do too much in this job, focus on what's important

Me: oh hell yeah I love doing less

Because reading requires paper, and 42-series excel at nothing more than losing paper

It's ya boi, back to causing problems on purpose

AR 600-8-22 is only real if you can read

Good ole mammalian diving reflex

In case anyone was wondering, the Army stays screwing you over because " there is no Army Policy authorizing HHG/POV storage in support of soldiers deployed"

Sounds like she reminds the teacher they had homework due

I know noone actually reads 385-10, cause it definitely says you have to have a tarp on trucks if yoy want to transport troops in it

My grandad's go to nam story is inventorying and organizing like 21 warehouses in Saigon, getting a MSM for it, then shipping home to his retirement assignment. So there's at least one supply vet

Yeah that should be illegal

The Yeoman Warders are military, so same job.
I dont count performance artists.

Can anyone think of another job that makes you stand in a field for a couple hours while you're not allowed to move?

That last quote unlocked a childhood memory and now I'm uncomfy

Why does it feel like the only thing we actually rehearse is ceremonies?
Nothing important like training.
Just marching in circles.

Finding shit in my COF that expired in 2013, or hasn't been opened since 2015. Of course we can't pass an audit.

But are the sounds of slowly drowning in the mud included

People's continued insistence on fucking up one way parking lots at Sam's Club contributes greatly to my desire to do violence

Oh wow I hate that

I have been a captain over 3 years.
That's weird.

"How long did your foreign travel take to radicalize you?"

Oh, like day 2