That was why old shoes in syndication were so great! You could watch every Munsters eight times, no problem

A chicken being fitted for a coat to wear

I regret to tell you that the Instagram algorithm has once more read me perfectly.

Did Martone spit out a tooth?

I can’t separate the story of a woman in an abusive relationship with a man twice her age with the fact that the actress was famously in several abusive relationships with men twice her age, including Roman Polanski when she was 15. Whole film feels like Wenders’s apologia for fucking her

My review: It’s a movie romanticizing beating up Natassja Kinski by one of the six or so directors who was in an exploitative sexual relationship with Natassja Kinski

I hate that movie more than any other movie on earth

I think his argument might seem more convincing if we could hear his guitar accompaniment?

Wow, you are a cunt

Willing to fight anyone who says Jacob isn’t smarter than an actual economist

A guy with green face paint and a tshirt that says, “YOU THINK YOUR WIFE IS FREAKIN CRAZY? MINE JUST Doordashed Canes CHICKEN FINGERS land yes, she's currently eating it”

Best costume at the Pleasure Renaissance Faire 2026

FLYERS MAKE THE PLAYOFFS

It’s not often you see a guy break the first commandment

stick finger up own butt injury
anus pain
colon pain finger in own butt
buttfinger injury home treatment
how to fit second finger in butt

Yes. Regular draft order. All teams would still be required to write a lot of essays, but on a variety of subjects

But no lottery would mean every year would-be spirallers would get a very high draft pick, and rookies are cheap.

You’d see bad teams trade at the deadline to try to get better! It would work!

Maybe $10 million for every loss over 55 and more than that for losses over 60?

If nothing else, "our owner is too cheap to tank" would be a new, innovative topic for sports-talk radio call-in shows

Considering how much owners hate the luxury tax, the best way to end tanking in the NBA would be to have no lottery, but fine teams $1 million for every loss over 41, and $5 million for every loss over 50 and $10 million for every loss over 60. They'd start fielding competitive teams real quick

In honor of Artemis 2 and… science, please enjoy this all-time banger written by my then 6th grader.

Here's the HD version

um what

When was the last time this city had a young player whose name gets so mangled by a Philadelphia accent?

good luck!

It turns out all you have to do is enter your credit card info 24 separate times!

See you at the women's squash finals! Go Amanda Sobhy!

All I want is to spend every penny I have on this earth to watch a lady jump over a stick, please help me

The problem is you can only pay with a credit card and you currently cannot pay with a credit card, other than that, everything works great

OLYMPICS TIP: If you're buying tickets from their garbage website and you can't sign on, reset your password. Somehow that fixes it

This happened on veep

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Wooooo!

As someone who had only seen him in Death Wish movies, I was amazed that Charles Bronson was cool.