Thank you!

Naturally!

10 years ago, did a thing.

A Jeep Wrangler with UGA ‘G’ gear all over it as the good Lord intended.

Shoutout to this ‘05 Dawg in Coronado!!
(c/o Sis Brassafrass) 🔴 ⚫️ 🐶

Link wins the internet, y’all.

At first blush, thought homeboy on the left was the Lochness Monster.

👏 👏 👏

Next play, obviously we go for 2!!

OBVIOUSLY, WE GO FOR 2 HERE

I’ve heard this. I’ll never understand it.

Wellness check on Gary, aisle 984,832!

Yep.

Ceeeeeeaaaalifornia living I guess.

Don’t go to the sushi place in San Diego I went to where I ordered a ginger ale and the waitress said “We actually don’t have ginger ale, but happy to mix Coke and Sprite for ya since it’s the same thing!”

Yes. This is how all of this works. Million and billions in government contracts cancelled to funnel OUR TAXPAYER $ to Melon Usk to triage his failing businesses.

Normalize split infinitives.
Honestly.
Sometimes it sounds DUMB not to.

Photo of 2-year-old Royce Hawkins

ALERT: MPD is searching for missing 2-year-old Royce Hawkins. The child has not been seen since his mother was fatally shot last night in Northwest.

Please share! See the child? Call 911. Info on case? Call 202-727-9099 or text 50411.

mpdc.dc.gov/release/mpd-...

So much hullabaloo for a hoodie-wearing loser who’s still waiting for his ex-girlfriend to accept his friend request from 20 years ago.

Never heard of him! Basketball is a myth!

Live Laugh Lane 💅

Hehe Nice one

I was on a Navy ship with 400 sailors. Something in our food (not the flu) wiped out half the crew (sick in bed), and gave the rest of us flu-like symptoms, but we could still function.
It lasted 1 day.
As a ship - servicing the other ships in our group - we were useless.

If THOUSANDS get the flu?

IU football buzz saw go brrrrr

Apologies, I just read we were supposed to tag @newap-georgia.bsky.social too!

Good job, Virginia.
Reston will never be “just steps from downtown DC” but y’all did well today.

You
Shall
Not
Make
For
Yourself
An
Idol

Did you indignantly remind them it’s “THE University of Stanford?”

Same 👊 DOG.

Ha! Thanks for confirming what I assumed was happening too. Gremlins strike again.

A whole chicken stewed with onions, olives, peppers, tomatoes, wine, and some delightful aromatics.

Inspired to make estofado de pollo (chicken stew) for dinner because immigrants make everything better. ❤️