Good morning wow good morning 😍

Running a 5k this weekend (my first time doing something like this!) and all this running/training is really doing wonders in the 🍑 department

it’s a feral, frigid morning and I’m trying to get some heat going…

🙋🏻‍♂️

Trying out some jockstraps for my multiple visits to gay establishments planned this weekend 🥵

Yes, I stopped in after work. just needed a decompression moment

Two ships passing at the Strand today 🥹

on or off?

Can we get back in it?

Wowza 🥵🥵

only the socks stay on

A mighty ass! 🥵😮‍💨

So cool! You look great!

I’m very happy to provide!

naked after a shower resting my ass cheeks on the sink

the boys on the gram liked this one

Only 5 hours stands between me and clocking out for the rest of the year!!!!!!

What a stud 😩

🥵🥵🥵 god bless us everyone

Anne dropped The Devil Wears Prada 2 teaser on her birthday and the amount of serotonin that just hit me as the beat of “Vogue” was playing. That movie is gonna make BUCKETS and BUCKETS of moolah.

I’ve started watching Tell Me Lies and even though that college campus boasts no queer people that I can see I’m still obsessed with these straight sociopaths having full-on sex in between their lectures and study time.

And it, in turn, makes me—the viewer—quite feral!

October 1.
I must have made a deal with a witch or something because my voice box has gone on vacay. I sound like her.

Another Monday. 😮‍💨 DM me if anyone has tips for getting through 3 long days before you have to go on vacation. I fear my brain will be in OOO mode for the next 72 hours.

Fully pre-pandemic but still!

Has anyone else discovered The Girlfriend on Amazon Prime yet?
I watched the first ep last night and it is so delicious. I feel like I have to make a dirty martini before I sit down to watch it!

Gonna be hard saying goodbye to those gorgeous locks!

As a reward for being off 3 days and then getting up at 6am today to do labor, I shall be getting an iced coffee, I SHALL be taking a big edible and I SURELY WILL be going to the pictures after work to see Austin Butler get caught stealing.

5️⃣, but not quite as thick as the pic.

drip-drip-drippin’ 🥵🏃🏼‍♂️💨

The body keeps the score and the score is papercuts.