Oui.

"la baguette, icône trans?" sitting next to "celine dion: je téléphone à la police" in my head forever now

Thank you!

Thank goodness I have therapy tomorrow. This week has been *a lot*. (Liz Lemon it's Tuesday dot gif.) This month has been *a lot*. This year has been *a lot*. Uuuuuuggggghhhhhh.

I need an @infinitescream.bsky.social .

Their gifs in general are inadequate. They rarely have the one I'm looking for.

Oh and in the midst of everything, we lost power last night while I was getting groceries and it came back on at 130 am and per hub just lost it again. Gotta love being the only location in town with an underground transformer.

So fun fact friends who are in permenopausal age, hormonal vaginas dryness has basically the same symptoms as a UTI. So get checked out to confirm it's not one, but also it's a possibility it's perimenopause.

Because, as a Pens fan, I'm surprised we're even here. 😭🐧 I don't remember who i was talking with yesterday and telling them how the Pens hadn't won a cup since 2017. It's time tbh.

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

Honestly with how the Pens played earlier this season, it's even surprising they made it to the playoffs.

Oh, big same.

Yes. Absolutely love a lady with strong, ripped arms.

If they get that small, I may need to have 1 or 5 as pets in my apartment.

Those cows are pretty funny looking.

Yes it was. So instead of false spring we get false summer now?

I did my grocery pickup orders from the couch today (one for tomorrow after physical therapy and the other for Tuesday after the doctor's appointment). Still in a funk. Might have a UTI? Idk. I've never had one before. But I did make dinner instead of ordering out. Please clap.

Lololol. I wish! (kinda, if it came with more money sure)

On it, Chief!

Omg those eyes! 😍

Ooooh. Smart.

That's what I try to do to. I have to go out tomorrow anyway (bring trash out, go to dunkin). But those don't require real clothes so I Tuesday is looking better.

Do I want to grocery shop tomorrow, when it's going to be rainy and the second weekend day aka only other day off? Or Tuesday after my doctor's appointment when it won't be rainy and have already left work early because of said doctor's appointment?

Literally what I thought too.

Sorry you your wife, but congrats to the guys!

Same here! 24-25 was peak whore phrase for me.

They are not yet back in town.

Love is dead. 😭😭😭

Noooooooooooo!

It’s tick season in New England. Here’s how to stay safe. Doing a thorough tick check after spending time outdoors, wearing light clothing, and tucking your pants into your socks are all ways to reduce the risk of tick bites.

Doing a thorough tick check after spending time outdoors, wearing light clothing, and tucking your pants into your socks are all ways to reduce the risk of tick bites.