Michael B Jordan all ripped and oily holding a sculpt of his own chest as if he burst out of it and in his left hand and on the left side of his body he has a cool trench coat on but the right side is just bare body with deltoids and pecs and triceps and obliques and forearms and then he has on these green pants made out of Rich Person Material, probably some kind of rare animal leather and the lighting accentuates all the creases pointing to his schmeat oh yeah by the way even his nipple is shiny Rolling Stone did this

Have we discussed this yet?

Eddie Kingston and Chris Hero Deliver an Ovation-worthy Last Man Standing Match One of wrestling's most checkered gimmick matches comes to violent life on night two of the 2007 TPI.

I tend to hate last man standing matches and often find myself cringing about my fellow hardcore wrestling superfans, but Chris Hero and Eddie Kingston are geniuses and manage to put together a low-fi classic of the form, earning a standing ovation.

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Thank you Kid Bandit 🥲

kidd bandit highlight reel!

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#ThankYouBandit should trend everywhere #EffyBGB11 #EffyBGB

I love Cosmo on commentary "playing" the casual queer fan watching wrestling for the first time in that incredible Harvey Fierstein voice. This speaks directly to what people were saying about how the biggest growth market for wrestling is people who watch Drag Race and Project Runway. #EffyBGB

Then. Now. Forever. You do not.

Ultimo always looks like a proud father when he takes pics with okada

He's on his way to ref Nick Gage & Matt Tremont vs. El Desperado & Jun Kasai vs. Masashi Takeda & Rina Yamashita at the Despe Invitational. 🤼

Out of pure jealousy, the Holy Emperor doesn’t want Despe to win $2,778,740.57/8. Because he knows that goof is totally winning it. #deathvegasinvi

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This incredible wrestling match just took a momentary pause so that one of the wrestlers, who is handsome, could ostentatiously take his pants off. HIs opponent is a skeleton skateboard man who climbed Mount Everest and lit Luke Perry's son on fire 🤼

professional wrestler hana kimura wearing a slipknot shirt and doing two metal hand signs

can we take a moment to remember hana kimura and how fuckin cool she was?

Here are two new releases to help you meet the moment:

- Here Where We Live is Our Country by @mollycrabapple.bsky.social
- The Edge of Space-Time by @chanda.blacksky.app

#booksky #bookrecs

A good day to check these out. I’d buy them all if I could.

actual nytimes headline FEMA Official Says He Teleported to Waffle House. Experts Are Dubious.

you, a naive fool: i do believe there are some things the nytimes won’t both sides

the nytimes:

To celebrate April Fool's Day, we had one mission: turn Don Callis into the one thing he hates more than Kenny Omega and Jon Moxley... a wrestling podcaster

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Kristi Noem Defends Use Of Force On Own Face WASHINGTON—Saying the expansive response was entirely justified based on the dire state of her physical appearance, outgoing Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem defended the use of force on her ow...

“Despite what the radical left says, this has been the most successful operation ever carried out on my face,” said outgoing Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem

Thekla is an R-rated Disney Renaissance villain of the highest caliber. Long may she reign. #AEWCollision 🤼

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A screengrab of the huge crowd at the flagship No Kings rally in the Twin Cities.

We are estimating more than 200,000 people at the flagship No Kings rally in the Twin Cities. #NoKings

No Kings
(Except Brody)

Kenny Omega on his WK17 entrance:

“Sephiroth has always been one of my most favorite villains in all of video games. I was lucky enough to come out to a rendition of One Winged Angel at Tokyo Dome. One of my favorite entrances of all time.”

- Fall Damage

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#Caturday

I watch AEW for the plot.

The plot:

I Have No Object Permanence, and I Vote “With a brain that’s permanently set to read-only, it’s easy for me to pick strong candidates who don’t waste time planning ahead because ‘ahead’ is an illus...

"With a brain that’s permanently set to read-only, it’s easy for me to pick strong candidates who don’t waste time planning ahead because 'ahead' is an illusion."

The words of the prophets are written on wrestling signs. #AEWDynamite

This is a Don Callis & Hot Dogs appreciation post.

RT if you are a fan of both Don Callis & Hot Dogs.

Rip Torn as the villain in the bizarre 1983 mad sorcerer flick SCARAB

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Just posting my kofi page because the house changeover is here and I’ve just been smacked with multiple big bills and it’s all a bit overwhelming so if you’re into any of the dumb shit I put out into the world and want to kick me a spare quid I’d appreciate it a lot 💜

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