Who better to celebrate the Year of the Snake than Tito himself! 🩷🐍 #westernhognose

Elon Musk’s Neighbors Fed Up With Eyesore Yard Covered In Broken-Down Cybertrucks

Elon Musk’s Neighbors Fed Up With Eyesore Yard Covered In Broken-Down Cybertrucks
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Anyone else obsessed with Cunk lately? #cunkonearth #philomenacunk

It snowy

*eating chocolate while my dog stares at me expectantly*

me: "I'm so sorry baby, this is bad for puppies! It'll hurt your wittle tummy! But I love you! I LOVE YOU!"

my dog: you have made a powerful enemy today.

Wishin I was fishin 😂🐟