Hey kids if you're a local band you actually have no reason not to bring your own amp head to the gig

Imagine writing a song called "dirty deeds done dirt cheap" and everyone loves it

The amount of men who asked me if I listen to Iron Maiden tonight (I'm wearing the shirt)

The sheer power of being able to trouble-shoot a 60 year old sewing machine is really going to my head

"I love meeting my fans!"
*takes picture with my mom*

Help! I'm on vocal rest and desperately need to know how to say "Go Piss Girl" is ASL

I swear I'm wearing this real tree camo in a gay way not a republican way

NICK!!!!!

LGTBQRT (real tree)

Announced TWO shows today!! 1. We had to move our May 15 date to Barrie, ON but the good news is we get play a homies birthday show!!! 2. We are coming back to Brooklyn May 17 ayayayayayayay!!

Discord Listening Party next week!

Don't

I was not built to work nights. I was built to pirate Simpsons episodes and play Sims 4 on my laptop.

If you join my discord I will tell you my tempeh recipe.

Merci!

JUST ANOUNCED I FORGOR TO POST IT ON HERE LOLOLOL

‼️Tour Dates‼️

5/15 - Hamilton, ON - Vertagogo

5/16 - Montréal, QC - Pouzza Fest

5/17 - NYC - Our Wicked Lady

Tickets and info at www.ratbathband.com

Line cooks get the most unhinged shit tattooed on their bodies. A spatula, a knife, an oyster that looks like a d*ck.

We could have written "You Can't Always Get What You Want" but The Rolling Stones could never shit-post on Instagram.

We've really been blowing up lately. Not as a band, but as a shit-post account on Instagram.

Joy Division

I'm going to start exclusively wearing merch for bands I don't listen too just to piss men off, what bands should I wear?

Don't say that you're in a punk band while wearing an Iron Maidon t-shirt, the men will lose their minds.

"Welcome back to my favorite series where I read comments that men leave on my posts!" Instantly banned.

Help I'm stuck at work and I've got the zoomies

If you dm me correcting my grammar I'm going to block you

Don't let Elon buy Wisconsin too. All yall should take the time to vote today.

Happy Trans Day of Visibility babes!! Thank you to everyone who has welcomed this little trans band into their hearts, especially on this last tour!!! Trans people are everywhere, we've always been here and we always will be 🏳️‍⚧️🫶🏻🎀✨️ #tdov

We are opening for Pinkshift in 10 days which is the biggest news we've all year!!! Tickets on our website <3

I lost two (2) followers when I said "goddess bless texas queers" and I just wanna know. Is it that you hate Texas? The queer community? Or the fact that god is a woman?

Goddess bless Texas Queers