"First, you’ll have to log on with a password that you have long forgotten. I’ll wait as you do your two-step authentication. I promise I am worth the wait. This is serious business after all. This is life or death."
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Year
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Year
theonion.com/cia-realizes...
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"When my guests come over, it’s gonna be like BLAMMO! Check out my shellacked decorative vegetables, assholes."
annual rewatch of The Fall of the House of Usher and Midnight Mass has commenced.
siblings
in my garage! worry not he got out safely!
Fuck social media read books
Science is real
🪬🧿 There is no amount of money, oil, or gold in the world that is worth more than having bees, trees, and clean water.
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About an hour ago in the White Mts, AZ. Please bear with me while I get the window down! 57 degrees and rain!
Q: How much goo is there? A: The show was rated a 7.6 on the Holtz Goo Scale.
What To Know About ‘Alien: Earth’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-alien-earth/
The consequence of the failed talks is devastating, as it leaves no clear path for nations to collectively address the mountains of plastic that are filling landfills, clogging oceans and showing up in chunks on beaches and other public places.
Scientists Discover Gene Responsible For Eating Whole Goddamn Bag Of Chips
Scientists Discover Gene Responsible For Eating Whole Goddamn Bag Of Chips theonion.com/scienti...
All I know of hate is that it will never beat the love out of me.
Andrea Gibson has died.
Spoiler alert. It’s so good.
Need an excuse to buy more books? Now you have one! Saturday is Indie Bookstore Day! Show your favorite indie some love.
Can’t wait!
Most intense three and a half weeks of my life but also hugely fulfilling. I've gotten to meet so many people fighting TB and other diseases of injustice. I'm disgusted and outraged by the unfolding catastrophe in human health, but TB Fighters make me believe a better world is possible.
Happy Black Mirror Day!
I really loved The Monkey. What a fun movie. #horror
The 1st Round results for the Short Story Challenge 2025 are up at nycmidnight.co/4280pWg! Congratulations to the top 5 in each group for advancing to the 2nd Round, which kicks off this Thursday, April 3rd. Best of luck to them, and thanks to all who participated!
Can we cancel April Fool’s I can’t take it.
