You might not agree with it. You might not like it. But this is what peak performance for a wizard looks like.

Imagine needing a robot just to make shit up. Weak af

Poetry is many things but chief among them is pro bono work.

Ending how I intend to go on.

Who else got thick like a pickle?

It would be nice to survive the plague

Fuck it. I am announcing a third blockade of the strait

Moon pics or it didn’t happen

@maureenjohnsonbooks.com never forget

Monday evening plans

There are many ways to be wrong, and Facebook is a place that embraces them all.

Trans people are out here just trying to empty their bladder and not get hate crimed for it. Trans people don’t have time for your philosophical arguments against their existence.

WHY ARE YOU MAKING PEOPLE’S NEED TO TAKE A SAFE SHIT OR A PISS POLITICAL

Cable news chyron above footage of trump trying to bait workers into saying negative things about trans people that reads “Shall we be dragged by him to the bottom of the sea? Shall we be towed by him to the infernal world?”

Do you want the house tour? (Showing you to the Jack Dorsey dungeon where we keep Jack Dorsey locked up where he can’t hurt any more people.)

Some writers keep their fingers on the pulse of current culture and they use that sense to inform their work, with the hope of engaging people better. I can’t do that. Instead, I keep joking about the same twenty things and hoping that one day the world catches up to my specific obsessions.

Yes!

Aware but at what cost

Sunday evening plans

That man killed the pope.

Maureen that’s clearly a baby

It never works to tell people what their lives are like. Only they know. Your ridiculous ass knows nothing.

The two moods

When it happens

This is art

Why is every tech ceo the villain from the Lorax

Triple Fantasy

Being true to yourself kicks so much ass.