Oh and the foster dogs!

Don’t sell yourself short, we’d also miss the goats and the birdbuddy birds 😂

Ok, and? This is like saying a car beat a human in a race. Of course it did. It’s a machine. It doesn’t “beat” a human world record.

Mass shootings, the only thing America really excels at anymore

New York City, famous for its absence of food choices

They must be at least a little embarrassed, I notice there’s no byline on this “article.”

Rarely would you get a young guy with innocent loser energy. These were almost invariably late 30s to mid-60s divorced men with very specific ideas about what women exist for.

Used to be a consular officer, talked to lots of these dudes. This isn’t “frustration with modern dating”; it’s seeking (very young) women economically desperate enough to marry them. A 50 something told me he was in country X for a wife because “American women don’t know how to treat men properly.”

I don’t necessarily think they’ve turned the character into a prick, I think they were just trying to show us that he was at his absolute breaking point of burnout

OK, what am I looking at here. Carrots obviously, and I think the thing on the bottom right is some kind of overcooked hamburger patty, but what in the world is that gray thing?

You have more in common with the people of Iran than you do with anyone in this administration, any member of the technocracy, anyone who is profiting from this war, or any billionaire. When you see Iranians forming human chains outside key infrastructure sites, you should feel a sense of kinship.

Hmmmm. Do not see my normally reliable @beyer.house.gov on there, time for a phone call.

I’m so mad at myself for bringing cottage cheese to work for lunch today.

If you can spare anything, please consider this wonderful cause.

I have no hard data, but as someone who grew up in Los Angeles but now lives in DC, LA is worse.

Imagine trusting any drug that this administration fast tracked

Lord, what kind of sicko do you have to be to shoot a pelican?

That plainly, unambiguously states. Not “that has long been interpreted to.” Just because some people think the earth is flat doesn’t make it a debatable position.

They absolutely are not. Stop trying to make Rahm Emanuel happen.

I actually think U2 is the better choice!

To be fair to the air traffic controllers, they work in abysmal conditions and are grossly understaffed. It’s ultimately the fault of the FAA.

With hours-long TSA lines and masked ICE thugs all over the airports? Good luck with that.

Big morale boost for your TSA employees there. Working without pay and now DHS leadership on national television talking about your job and saying “How hard can it be?”

Innocent! (Coming to his defense until Darth gets back.)

lol at Biden being an option

Well done, mine was 1% lol

Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.

Using St Patricks Day to read the British for filth, you love to see it.