Finishing the term with a 4.3 GPA is an insane sentence that I have never been able to even get close to in an previous year of school ever. Maybe the show ain’t completely over for this 35 year old undergrad burnout 🥰
watching Code Breakers for no good reason…
ANTONIO BANDERAS: smolders
ME: fans self dramatically
MY BRAIN: “he is thy FATHER’S SHADOW!”
ME: gasps, slaps mirror, screams in Spanish
tango music swells
a single rosary breaks in slow motion
pope died and someone already made a roblox reenactment called “papal ascension speedrun.” it has 3.4M plays. Timeline is rotten
not liking this administrations current policy of forcing me to drink Israeli diarrhea , which has cost me over $1000 in speculative assets
please stop bringing Ye's trash from Over There to Over Here
This song has been a lighthouse for so long ❤️
Forgot my headphones at home so I’m rawdogging library study time. This is the worst thing to happen to anyone, probably. Anyway, how’s the US government doing? Been busy.
Since the American nightmare that the red states hoped for but I never dared to believe would happen pre-Obama has happened, can the PNW progressive pipe dream of Cascadia also come to fruition? I want off this ride.
@ntcomplete.bsky.social 👀👀
Uh huhhhhh
americans: we miss wokeness. we miss pronouns. please give us new sexual orientations we beg of you
donald trump:
👀 IT WAS UNDER THE BED 👀
Dear straight men. What the fuck do yall have against flat sheets?
Signed,
“How the Hell Did U End Up There?” Every Morning
Don't tell me that the billionaires running the country don't have my interests at heart. You don't know my interests. What if my interests are to eat shit and die
That’s him! That’s my friend! I love him!
You can track Liberal cultural entropy by people's waning appreciation of Killer Mike
Back in school like…
Learning weightlifting and I feel like a ravenous anxious bird dog until I get to train again. 15 years lifting heavy and nothing hits like throwing marginal weight over your head and trying not to accidentally decapitate yourself or others.
Bluesky has decided that by checking the ☑️Gym box under interests, I exclusively want to see otter gym mirror pics in their skivies. The fact that I know to call them otters is probably why this is happening. Anyway. Y’all look great but this was not what I meant….
I’m callin da cops
BREAKING: Latest horror a distraction from many other horrors
ISO: entire case of the gods nectar
