And a worse laugh.

Haha! Yeah you were forced into sobriety yesterday.

Happy 💨 day to those who celebrate.

The way the PNW smells when it wakes up in the spring is intoxicating.

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This will be so funny a week from now.

Hey girl, are you a homesteader? ‘Cause it seems like you’re looking to settle.

You call it a c-section scar, I call it a cum gutter.

It was great to go be an adult with other adults. It’s definitely been a minute.

Had to grind through a long work day while sick. Unless I feel 110% tomorrow I’m calling in and sleeping as much as possible.

Yes we should as soon as dinner is ready!

Treasuring them before they’re all grown

Wish I didn’t have to work today. Would have much preferred to get to the No Kings protest with my camera and a bucket of film. Maybe next time

Got daughter (13) out of school early yesterday to pick out her first pair of glasses and goof around at the mall for a while. She’s a fun hang.

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#nothelpful

Constantly shouting in evil will do that to you.

I got you, girl.

Eye contact

That’s two words. I’ll hyphenate.

Eye-contact

Nailed it.

Gotta catch a reasonable amount!

I should run a trivia night but it’s only easy questions and just for people with a praise kink.

Best thrift ever.

Somehow none of my kids have seen The Matrix before. We watched the first half last night

Upside: they’re really enjoying it.

Downside: I feel like a dinosaur explaining how technology worked 27 years ago.