1 is perfectly explicable. Have you ever used this website?

I think I was ten when I worked out that if you need to force a smile for whatever reason, the thing that makes it look weird is when it doesn't touch your eyes. Genuinely blows my mind that Jimmy Beast, the Optimizer's Optimizer never figured that out!

It bothers me more than it should that the security chief character in Prey: Mooncrash can't service his guns. If any character in the game should know how to fix a jammed firearm, it should be the guy who works with guns for a living!

Foghorn Leghorn looking like he's about to fight Sol Badguy

SAM NEILL GENERAL JOHN MACARTHUR If you were to commit a murder, how would you do it? It's got to be big! No slipping something into someones drink, that's just pathetic. I'd use a steamroller, just leave a stain on the road. There's probably a couple of people I'd put under a steamroller, but I won't say who they are, otherwise when they see a steamroller coming their way they'll be on full alert. And steamrollers don't go very fast...

Never forget that time Sam Neill gave a quote about murder that was so beautifully kabonkers, we all assumed it was a Clickhole bit initially

Going back to five days in the office tomorrow after six years of work from home. I feel like a feral cat entering a home. What do i do for lunch every day? Mysteries on mysteries

i've increasingly come to the view that trump is utterly & completely unable to deal with a counterparty that hates him and has leverage - like he genuinely has no idea how to handle it, like pulling a fish out of water

[pushing up glasses] in mario kart bowser does not take the position of an enemy per se but is merely another participant invited to the racing competition. there is no hero or villain, no moral valence to the races in mario kart

we have to be willing to criticize politicians "on our side" when they're in the wrong

The world today if Bethesda had let them call it Neuroshock

I think you can draw a very straight line between Bethesda saddling Prey (2017) with that awful title and the shuttering of Arkane Austin and it burns me up inside every time I boot up Prey (2017)

Screenshot of Joker and Batman from the Adam West Batman series surfing. Joker says "Cowabunga, Bat-Drip! As surfers go, it looks like you're all wet! Ahahaha!", to which Batman replies "Shut the fuck up! Fuck you!"

Bloomberg’s most read includes headline “You Can Retire Rich. Here's How: Wealth”

Banger

Yeah it's rough fr when you gotta poop but can't

*sighs heavily in Detroit* every day, Mattie, every day

That's rough -- it won't be forever. You'll find your independence

I bought a whetstone the other day on a whim and gave it a spin. I don't think I've ever used a sharper kitchen knife in my life, I was converted on the spot. Just Doing Things stays winning

the passive voice store was visited by me and you were known by everybody there

i've been an atheist basically my whole life, and used to have teenage reddit atheist disorder, which i've thankfully grown out of, which means i take people seriously when they talk about their faith now, and i respect it and try to understand it. but, like, come on. look at this shit.

As the Hungarian elections show, the path forward for Democrats is clear: nominate a dude named Peter America

Dragon Ball: Evolution

Picture of the century. 😍

📷 credit: Science Tube

Every video game review on Ebert's website should simply read "still not art. 0/10."

@pollyhead.bsky.social was this your doing

You forgot robot technician and barber