if I were The Kid I would simply outrun The Judge in a 1995 Lotus Esprit

(with the delicacy of someone crossing a minefield in stilts) some people are invested in their own personal narratives to the exclusion of the personhood of everyone else involved

when I tell you this t-shirt I just found in a thrift store was the best six dollars I've ever spent

are these still available/are you still looking to lighten your burden (also congratulations!!!!! they said, checking bsky again for the first time in a millennium)

nancy thinking "..." while surrounded by math and the word "woims" and a bucket of woims

Leto II contemplating the Golden Path

A basic tenet of my worldview is that fascism is very hard to sustain due to the fundamental rowdiness of people. You have to do so much for so long to contain it. You will never have enough guys. Eventually you just give up and start killing people but you go to sleep surrounded by the feral living

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

tony dokoupil (dressed as a yellow pikmin and strapped to a chair while a series of images flashes before him on tv): dead battery. soda can. pickle jar

me: welcome to whiskey fridays with tony dookie pill!

tony: not how it's pronounced

me (zapping him with a taser): olimar angy

tony: chap stick

Putting a chip in my head that just constantly plays Tetris so I don’t absorb any trauma by opening literally any app

like a nuclear power plant, I have a very specific spin down procedure

if I see you dooming on the timeline you have to donate to the Minneapolis strike fund

transformation

"abolish ice" is a compromise position and the good position would get me banned from bluesky

i made a valentine's day card! orders should open up soon : ) keep an eye out @ topatoco.com/collections/...

no portfolio updates lol but here is this freak

I’ve got something to show you. Feat. @brettdomino

It's not a Vince Gilligan show if it isn't being disrespectful of your time

Errai @errai If you tried to get to know me better you'd see l'm not as bad as the ancients sealed me away for

my ex picked up the habit working in food service and found it way more convenient than constantly washing his hands (especially while handling meat), and i in turn picked up that habit from him!

Many people are saying this

maybe saline is just balls (giant image flashes through my mind) no wait that’s not right

A promo card for a patreon post, Memento Mori Color Pages 1 - 8, featuring a comic page with a god's eye view of a dude in a hospital bed.

Posted the first 8 pages of this comic, now fully colored and lettered. I know I posted 1 - 4 before but now you can see them all.

www.patreon.com/posts/mement...

isn’t saline better for this

congratulations!!!!

(also her physical publisher recently ceased operations so i’ve been hunting down physical copies and have her on the brain lol)

some of us get off on the sociopolitical implications, i fear

manna francis imo and i love it