Hey, I'm on that list 😂

Ngl this is a massive part of why I'm no contact with a lot of my family. They will ram their politics into literally any conversation and if I can go just one week without having to hear some liberal boomer blather at me about how if I'd just voted for Harris-

It's so easy. Seriously.

"Eugh, I don't know how to-"

I SAID IT'S EASY. In a couple short sentences, describe the image. Imagine that the image won't load, but you need to tell a friend about it. How would you do that? That's your alt text!

Here's a couple examples to get you started:

Lurie Children's in Chicago, and I'll NEVER forgive them for it. Planned Parenthood Arizona, as well, stopped care for trans people so they could bend the knee.

Oh... Oh, my sweet summer child, I have some horrifying news for you about the history of this country and the unfathomable amount of blood that stains every last inch of it.

I've heard good things about Inkling, too! They seem like good folk.

Sticker Coven! Found it lol.

Stickercoven.com

Thank you for caring so much about our community, both in the sense of the physical space that is Boystown and the people who need and deserve a place to safely, openly, and freely call home. You're a treasure and this city is lucky to have you.

Ooh, ooh, I have a queer owned alternate, lemme go grab it!!

I’m gonna be honest. I really wish people would stop bringing screenshots of dumb Twitter posts over here. The whole reason so many people here left that place is to NOT have to read the stuff. We know it’s dumb. We know it’s rage bait. We don’t need to see it here.

That I can just give someone multiple passes easily now will be a massive time saver. I can check someone in and get them their badge in under 15 seconds, UNLESS-

By their logic, deaf/HOH/non-verbal kids should get the wall because they don't speak in the exact same manner as her one single five year old.

Screenshot from a fitness app. The activity is titled "running with Misneach", my dog's name. It's pronounced MISH-nock. 57 minutes of duration, 3.74 miles traveled.

Top spinal surgeons in Illinois: yeah no, you're never running again, boss. This kind of injury can't be repaired.

Me, a stubborn asshole: gimme time.

Six years next month since the attack. Kiss my sweaty ass, Chicago PD, I'm stronger AND hotter than all of yous.

I'm not usually one to say "don't listen to your doctor", but if you're not getting the help you need, I wonder if there's a community for what you're going through that can help, if you haven't already found one.

If you don't already, please go respectfully follow Shine. She's been beyond brave and vocal about her lived experience, and us native-born citizens need to hear voices like hers, empathize with them, learn from them, and use our privilege and fight to protect our immigrant siblings.

Everyone who works reg desk just released a "THANK GOD" loudly enough to cause a minor seismic event.

Genuinely the bane of my existence, is having to walk people through how to buy a pass for someone else.

Half the dude's posts don't even make sense, honestly. Very well could just be a bot.

Speaking as a less-endowed man, I strongly encourage having normal hobbies like playing D&D, going for bike rides, reading books... It's way less stressful 😂

It's 4/20 and I was also outside sober and exercising like a fucking nerd and I'm also demanding my brain give me the feel-good chemicals or so help me dog-

Exactly, you get it. Rowling may very well be extremely mentally unwell, but that's not why she's an evil genocidal dickbag, and her evil genocidal dickbaggery is!

(Also she has access to nationalized healthcare, so if she is extremely mentally unwell, what the fóc is her excuse for not using it 😭)

I... Actually won't excuse the ableism. I am disabled. I live with the repercussions of "it's okay when we do it but not when MAGA does it". I'm not especially interested in pardoning blue ableists any more than I am red ones. They both actively harm my people and their "jokes" aren't funny.

Story of my life on trans/gay issues. 220+ followers and I might get a share or a like, but a cis/het celebrity says something like "I don't feel especially in favor of sending queer people to the wall" and the cis/hets start losing their shit sharing, posting, and declaring the celebrity an ally.

Lemme see what I can find, haha. I'll bop over there this week!

This brought to you by a guy who decided today was the day to go on a transphobic rant at me while I was at work. I will not include details because no one needs that triggering shit but FUCK.

Hi, as a reminder, retail and service workers are AT WORK. We cannot be having "debates" about who deserves care and rights and who doesn't and when those workers say "I would very much like to end this conversation", please respect that.

I swear I found a copy at my local Half Price Books not a month ago. I'll look when I go back, and if it's there, I'll grab it for you!

Answering my personal phone as Gaeilge is such a lifehack. If it's someone I want to talk to, they recognize my name in the intro. If it's isn't someone I want to talk to, they get baffled and don't proceed.

The ones in power use it as a means to an end, the voters believe it. That's the best summation I can come up with. I do know people who lose their absolute shit when you bring up making ultra rich people pay slightly more taxes, because they just want to hoard all of their money for themselves.

Anyone else ever feel the crushing weight of having the hottest, most iconic partner?

You, too!