What app should I download to meet fart-minded others?

It's kinda awesome when I fart while swimming and the fish behind don't survive

Fish are inherently evil

Therefore

Ripping the most stinky, foul, stinky farts into bodies of water is virtuous

My desire to accumulate good karma so that I may turn the dharmic wheel towards righteousness may directly conflict with my desire to rips farts so nasty that fish literally die from the stench

Snuggles you, butt-ing-ly

Oh my goodness, deadly farts are the best!!!!!

CW: #farts
This should take care of the lack of noise problem!

Why are ginormous, round, squishy, tantalizing scalie butt cheeks so gosh darn hot 🥴

"Fish fear me"

Big dragony cheeks

Actual audio of Bascal tripping and falling backwards while the terminally unlucky @thelittlestbud.bsky.social happens to be standing directly behind him

Saying "Phew" after farting and waving a hand in front of your nose 🥴

I love having friends I can be 📯 with

The worse drawn, the better

I really wanna goon with others

Is that okay, should I be thinking that?

I love it when scalie guys are big and gay and have big butts

A massive, muscular green dragon leans back on a bench in a sauna, breaking it underneath him and squashing a blue dog.

Good news: there's an XL sauna at the gym so Crux and Syrl can relax together!

Bad news: it's still too small for Syrl.

Speedpaint Commission for Syrl!

#nommzart

Dead?

From smelling my farts?

It's more likely than you think

Hehe exactly, we've even seen Kothu just walk up and plop his butt on guys at the gym. I'm starting to think, he does mostly squats on purpose...

Now replace 'pecs' with 'butt'

Really makes ya think

CW: #fart

Realizing that "sleeping right next to a big gassy scalie" is evergreen peak golden fantasy situation that 100% works every time

y'know, you don't honrypost often, but when you do, it's always the best

⭐️ Jokes on April 1st ⭐️

🚫 Lies, make others believe fake stuff: sad, instills mistrust, you're the only one laughing at the expense of naive people (me) 🙅

✅️ Sitting on your homies and pulling butt pranks: fun, instills playfulness, we're both laughing & enjoying it- I mean haha yeah I don't mind ✌️

It's only natural for them to use what they got, and orc digestive systems produce some rather potent results

If anyone wants to confess their love of fart fishing, this is the time and place to do it

I love the way fart bubbles tend to be drawn, like they way they float up is so gross-looking, the bubbles look slightly viscous when they pop, the way dead fish float belly up alongside them

Extremely stinky fart bubbles ❤️

I am a fart bubbles appreciator

Oh man yeah chokers are the best

Fart smells including skulls are immediatley 10x hotter because to imply a fart smells so bad, it's deadly, is so much hotter