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Posts by Alan Resnick

I have so many interesting / smart ideas in my head but they hurt and cause me daily pain. My skull keeps the best ones inside my brain and only lets out a few of the most normal / socially acceptable thoughts. Happy New Year! I hope 2026 is prosperous for you and there will be no more killings.

3 months ago 51 8 4 1

I would like to visit a website where people express sexual feelings

4 months ago 117 24 4 0

Food today

4 months ago 40 10 3 0

Imagine how crazy it would be if everyone had to kiss every other person

5 months ago 47 5 8 1

I’ve been looking at my phone 😍

5 months ago 52 8 0 0

If life was a video game I would sneak around at night and stab all the sleeping people in town BUT interestingly enough I would never do that IRL

8 months ago 62 10 3 0

I actually think there is something kind of interesting about crimes

9 months ago 60 9 3 2

I was feeling kind of sad today but then I logged onto the internet with my phone and explored some of the webpages. Pretty quickly my mood became to very happy.

-Alan Resnick

9 months ago 76 22 1 0

I’m not online right now

9 months ago 35 5 4 0
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i'm just a little confused why I keep getting in trouble for kissing my pet animals, but when I accidentally step on them and hurt them no one cares???

9 months ago 25 1 1 0

quick update on this... basically it did't work and it ruined my whole day

9 months ago 51 3 3 0

I’m trying not to piss anymore

9 months ago 75 9 4 0

I’m going to stop being creative ❤️

10 months ago 61 6 6 0

I’m developing a new way to kiss women digitally

10 months ago 104 25 5 1

I wish you all could see how happy I was today. I was smiling. I hope tomorrow is happy for me too. Wish me luck please.

11 months ago 73 4 6 0

My tummy hurts ☺️

1 year ago 45 10 8 0
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It’s creeping me out thinking about these

1 year ago 75 6 6 0

I just ate something really delicious, but no matter how beautiful food is, I know that my body will transform it into shit

1 year ago 198 18 9 1
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I love how leather jackets look in video games

1 year ago 49 4 2 0

I get really sad when I think about people getting killed / dying but then I remember they go to heaven and I get happy

1 year ago 64 5 2 0
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I was up late last night thinking about how sad / interesting death is and I realized aging is also bad… particularly in children, who start off small but relatively quickly (several years) grow big and virtually unrecognizable. If you preferred the child small this feels really unfair!

1 year ago 95 17 1 0

Yes, I was up very late again last night thinking about this one new idea I have that scares me. Generally speaking I love all my new ideas... They excite me and deeply enrich my inner life... that said... I do not like being scared / upset and I could use a least one good night of sleep. 💔

-Alan

1 year ago 45 0 1 0

I don’t sleep much anymore because all my new ideas are so interesting.

Am I tired? Yes… but I’m happy! Thinking these new thoughts is really fun and good for me.

1 year ago 50 5 3 0

More and more people are noticing that I’m not really sad and I’m just acting that way as a joke. I can’t remember that last time I was for real sad. It’s been so long, it’s actually kinda hard to tap into the sad feeling when I’m doing the joke. I think that’s why people are noticing.

1 year ago 54 1 5 0

There is nothing more interesting to me than sex

1 year ago 67 17 8 2

My doctor told me the body rots and then goes away. It’s really sad!

1 year ago 50 2 2 0

I’m going to think about death some more today. It’s crazy

1 year ago 74 17 4 0

I want to have new ideas that are better / more exciting than the ones I currently think of

1 year ago 41 9 6 0
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I recently said something unkind to my friend, but surprisingly it resulted in me getting what I wanted. It’s interesting to notice how our choices affect others and what happens when we try new ways of getting what we need.

1 year ago 41 3 4 0

I’m relatively new to the BlueSky platform… My plan on here is to share bold and provocative ideas that generally run counter to conventional attitudes. Exploring ideas on the internet, even ones that are incorrect and wrong, can be fun and feel nice because they allow people to pay attention to me.

1 year ago 112 19 5 0