open letter to my cat: you are simply much too curious

Four twenty blaze it

w orms

w worms

I am making a new product, it is called “diddy buddy,” and it is awesome, it’s like your own little buddy, diddy buddy

diddy buddy:
It’s like your own little buddy!

WAITER! WAITER! MORE diddy buddy PLEASE!

Diddy buddy

i got #beefwith triple spikes

MY FAVORITE COLOR IS OH MY GOD BITCH

dear the massess: k*l yu

Wait, hold on, pause, sex? Eyebrows emoji

“Oooo your wiener is too big!” Bitch! 😂 no! 😂 your pussy too shallow😂😂😂 #likeifyouagree

#footinthedoor

Gleaking is like squirting but for making out

Yeah, just got done looking at some porno. Wtm?

Hai!! ^_^ my name is “*_carmen winstead_*” :P im 17 yrs old >~< im very similar 2 u :D did I mention that im D34D ?!?! 0.o

i WILL own you tomorrow 9pm

I’ll have the Cheese burger: life style

real g silent like google

dude hashtag fuck ice

we are cultivating the final design of the internet right now, please be patience, your complions is appreciated ; )

1v1 me noob

Who else finna getta lil visit from Mr winters tn?

LIVE OR KILL YOURSELF TRYING

Batman forever themed porno-

Jim Carey’s the Riddler: riddle me this, riddle me that… what is skinny, but also fat?

Dumb stupid bitch: idk.. is it an elephant?

Owned a liberal with facts and feelings

If I worked at the electric company I would go to blind people’s homes and install their light switches upside down

New comic book idea: Wrath of the Foidler

The signs of suicide? A real playa move in secret

She Hubble on my telescope till I see stars