one thing that's making me feel particularly insane lately is how there is no longer any limit to the amount of wrong you can be

WHERE TO COP?!

What comic and manga should I read?

There and back

Jim Davis quote - “Today, I buried another one of the fuckers”

Can’t believe he said this, seems somewhat disrespectful

puppygirl leonard cohen be like you want it barker

Master hemp grower (pin) A recreation of the original Soviet master hemp grower pin. Plant with your hammer, reap with your sickle

Hell yeah I have those reproduction Soviet Master Hemp Grower pins you've been wondering about

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@doublehelix.bsky.social any chance you or one of your followers saw it?

I saw a photo of rats all stacked up in a little igloo and now I can’t find it again, please does anyone have it?

HI GWEN

yep it's a Malort advent calendar alright

"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny

I am so lucky TikTok wasn’t a thing twenty years ago, because there was a $20 all you can eat sushi place (Cowboy Sushi) three minutes walking distance away from my apartment at UCLA and if I had recorded my average meal there I’d have people calling for me to go to jail

hanging out

Anguirus from Destroy All Monsters (1968)

Titanosaurus from Terror of Mechagodzilla (1975)

Hedorah from Godzilla vs Hedorah (1971)

Godzilla from Ghidorah The Three-Headed Monster (1964)

They (obviously) were not designed, sculpted, or shot with this level of HD remastering in mind, so it’s always so special to me how GOOD the textures of Showa monsters look on 4K. The goop, the tactile details, the tangibility of their flesh. They just look so alive.

- common australian sentiment

last year, @netscape.bsky.social asked me a question that would change my life: "what if indiana jones was looking for yakub?"

Absolutely stoked for it when it’s ready! Can you say what length is expected?

TSA probably do anything for a band rn

miscellaneous 500 caliber contract stills. I been so hard at work on this game and broke af so consider donating if u want ty ly

A montage featuring a hand rising from an island floating in space. The fingers are flexed and an eye with blue iris is set in the palm. A spaceship arcs across the face of the island, which consists of the top half of a skull, gallows resting on a brick wall teetering into the void, and a platform where death in crimson cloak awaits.

VISIONS OF CASSANDRA (1975)
Acrylic on Canvas - 24” x 20”

The central images came to me when I was still in college. Five years later when I received the cover assignment, they resurfaced and I committed them to canvas. 1/

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so: once again i have to rattle my cup at yall. My job hasn't put me on a project in nearly three months and my financial reserves are dwindling. I am in debt to my landlord and I would really like to pay him back ASAP.

I need $800 as soon as possible. Please share and donate if you can.

too low!

Oh cool you’re still here! 🫡

It’s such a shame because you can feel what it used to be and what it is now. It’s like mercury is in the ground water.

You’ve probably all heard it before but this seems like the most apt context for Hunter S. Thompson’s “high water mark” monologue

I’ve been waking up every day with a racing heart, today my chest was sore. That’s good right?

Daily Mail: Crab snatches disposable vape Image of crab appearing to use a vape underwater

god that’s cool

a comic that looks like a retro back of a magazine ad that says "do you have one piece of trivia that you love to whip out in conversations?" A floating young man's head says "Did you know Roger Ebert wrote Beyond The Valley of The Dolls?" A floating young woman's head responds "the drummer from Fall Out Boy is an 'anarcho-primativist'" Big text says "EVERYONE ALREADY KNOWS! It's not interesting! Gain real knowledge today!" Even bigger text says "Descend into your city's sewers!" Slightly smaller text says "enter a world of esoteric truths while you wind your way through a labyrinth of forgotten catacombs!" A second young man, sticking out of a manhole, covered in gloop and smoking a pipe gives testimony: "I've seen things down here you people wouldn't believe! Beneath our feet, a world beyond your comprehension. The secrets shared with me by the mole people are worth more than 100 years of schooling!" Finally, text at the bottom says "Impress your friends! Terrify your neighbors! You'll be the life of every party!"

One Piece of Trivia