Thinking about becoming haughty

Be careful with me bitch

Fortunately this scenario is extremely unlikely to ever occur

Imagine if a cobra ever coiled around an 8-ball… that would be soooo scary

It’s so fucking bad. Completely unusable, the volume of AI ads is nauseating

Throwing a 5’8” Party, where everyone has to wear a VR headset connected to a camera on their body positioned exactly 5’8” from the ground

Putting a decal on my car that makes it look like it’s been scratched by some kind of massive 3-clawed creature

Multiforce in Tiny Furniture

Thinking about having an Oslo Trilogy

My name is also Zanny Minton Beddoes

When you get to Heaven they lay out all the pairs of shoes you wore in your life and you get to look at them and go “Oh yeah I kind of remember wearing those ones”

Scooterz: From Basics To Beyond (VHS) : 1377s

Having a Indie Sleaze themed party for my 42nd birthday

Putting the finishing touches on the set for my new talk show

Le jumpscare

I'm still a tech Soundwave

Bad stuff

Beaver tracks

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(reading the news to my wife) Huh, so they're coming out with a new Serum, which is only to be sold in extremely tiny glass bottles. Perhaps due to its concentrated powerfulness

Scientists have discovered a new kind of dust which is up to 10 times dustier than regular dust

At the airport I saw a grown up middle aged adult man pouring a packet of flavor powder in to a bottle of water. That's the kind of stuff you see at the airport

If you're going to tell someone an unflattering celebrity you think they look like, you can just say it to them, you don't have to specify that they "probably get this all the time" first

The doctor circumcising me asking if I want it squared off or tapered