No more "Mr Nice guy"? When was he ever Mr Nice Guy?

We'll get right on that sir

I thought he would throw her a roll of paper towels.

Pretty sure he didn't know Epstein either.

IMHO the worst thing Trump has said lately is that we are taking the resources of other countries by military force. It does not get enough airplay that we are now the Mongolian Horde.

I'm very grateful for the expertise of our military to extract the downed pilots in Iran. If I were the administration I would not be bragging on this too much because, after all, this brave rescue happened as a result of a multimillion $ jet being shot down.

When they go low we get high.

Someone needs to read this….

...but MarkTwayne Mullin isn't dead, so there's that.

I don't know which makes me sadder - the corruption and market manipulation or the seduction of the vulnerable gambling addicts .

The horses have left. Time to close the barn doors. Can I place a bet on whether they will actually do it?

Marco "two shoes" Rubio has always had a Cuba thing.

Thanks for the mention Bill!

The U.S. has unleashed its latest weapon of mass destruction on an unsuspecting world; it's called the CLUSTERFUCK.

Arkansas has been an imminent threat to educate its citizens for 145 years.

Because Trump only does what other people tell him to do. He's innocent and fully exonerated.

Hip hip hypocrisy!!

10 billion is just the entry fee. Don't forget the annual operating costs.

We've got a major sewage spill in Washington DC and it's been declared an emergency. And that's just the Trump administration. The Potomac river is in trouble too.

Yeah, but do you stay away from open windows?

As the Chinese say "Even the prettiest shoe makes a sorry hat".

Great training tonight! I feel like I know how to help now.

Wayne Allyn Root, sounds like the name of a mass murderer on an FBI Most Wanted poster.

I wonder if Steven Miller's High School yearbook photograph had the caption "Voted most likely to become 2nd most hated man in America.

I'm taking my Board Of Peace and going home. So there!

Dear President Trump,

As Chairman of the Board of Peace what will be your salary? Where and by what bank will the funds be placed? Who decides where the money is spent? Where do future operating revenues come from?

I have a million questions.

Don't forget the TP!

Stocks down on proposed tariff expansion on Europe I believe.

Don't worry, Trump will reverse the tariffs once he's had an opportunity to short the market. He and his buddies can rake in a few more millions.

The thing about worrying that a policy position of abolishing ICE is an invitation to Republican attack is that they will do it anyway, whether we invite it or not.