Since that mall looks completely deserted, I’m going to assume this takes place in the present day.

Choose yellow and let it mellow
Choose Pacifico

No kidding!

That's the last time I'll open the fridge door without knocking . . . it's scary in there.

“You get an intubation! And you get an intubation!”

We should make it a drinking game

Hahaha

Good thing I have a high tolerance for alcohol!

Brent Spiner's wife filed for divorce on the grounds of Insufficient Data.

If you kill me, I turn into a pile of coins

But don’t do that

Yay! It’s nice I got something right about it! 🤣

Ah!

Yep, that went totally over my head.

Thanks for clearing that up. Seems like I probably wouldn’t pick that up until a second or third viewing! 😜

Thanks for the future report.

I totally didn’t catch that and I’m glad you did

If so, I didn’t catch that. I admit I miss a lot cus I have to multitask. The thumb sucking went completely over my head

I maybe wrong, but I was under the impression that it was a tulpa (a monster that becomes real if you believe in it enough) because she had multiple bad parents.

🔥

Strange combination of cute kids movie for adults

What I’m saying is watch Dust Bunny on HBO

I can’t believe Sinners won Oscar’s for original screenplay (it’s an episode of SUPERNATURAL basically only SUPERNATURAL is more fun), director, and cinematography and Dust Bunny wasn’t even nominated

Sinners was mediocre, highly overrated

Dust Bunny blows it out of the water in those categories

I’m better than Wayne Gretzky, I only miss 50% of the shots I don’t rake

I’m generally a night owl

The sunset is usually when I wake up for good, so it’s my morning

If I knew it was going to be a thing, I would have taken a screenshot of every time they say intubate on The Pitt 😜 and made a thread

😂😂😂

1969

Good morning to me, good evening to you

According to movies/tv, drug dealers love putting extra fentanyl into things because if there’s anything that drug dealers love is to give away free drugs

No prob 😜

For real, what’s up with the monochrome trend?

Nope, why is it?

I was just doing the “how do you say ‘not my taste’” with “Not my taste” as if I was in an Airplane or Naked Gun movie

QTP with a game that released in the year you were born:

This is embarrassing but fuck it

Damn, you know you're getting old when you get up in the morning and have to rest for awhile.

I’ve definitely walked into a room, forgotten why, and had to retrace my steps like I’m Olivia Benson.

New comic! Wherein the guys celebrate the highest (see what I did?) of holidays.