I think if we figured out how to talk to sperm whales and they were like "Kamala warned us!" "Did you see Real Housewives of Orange County last week???" I would kill myself

Robert Eggers. WERWULF.

Set in 13th Century England, Werwulf sees a mysterious creature stalk the land as local folklore becomes a terrifying reality.

Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Lily-Rose Depp, Willem Dafoe, Ralph Ineson & Bodhi Rae Breathnach star.

In theaters December 25, 2026.

remake lion king with sea lions

Photo of a pen sketch of a creature with horns and five eyes

Hellhound doodle 🐶

aw fuck, we’ve got fraggles. they’re bigger than I thought. woke up last night to see one standing in the corner of my room, vaping

Mayor Zohran Mamdani behind the counter of a bodega in The Bronx, flanked by various people. A journalist with a microphone labeled “Shop Cats” is standing in front of the sales counter, and holding the mic up to a black and white cat sitting on the counter next to bananas. The cat has an expression like in the famous “Sir, are you aware that you are a cat” meme

“Sir, are you aware that you are a cat, and Mayor Zohran Mamdani is standing right behind you?”

"Now, if we don't -- we don't live peaceful, there's gonna be nothin' left in our graves except Clorox bottles and plastic fly swatters with red dots on 'em."

Today, 4/12, at 1pm and 7pm EST, the Deadlights Discord Theater presents...

NASHVILLE

Come and join us!

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*comforting a crying baby* Oh there there, little one. It gets so much worse from here that you won’t even remember this.

Melania: I never cut child in half with sword. I never do this.

The entire USA: what?

Melania: not me.

The moon never gets old.

The far side of the moon. My god, that really is something.

Illustration of a creature in darkness. The creature is holding and consuming flesh

Flesh Face

when someone says "a whole civilization will die tonight" usually you lock them up in some facility. anyway, great job, media.

While I don't think Trump is threatening nuclear war — he lacks the impulse control not to be more explicit about the nature of the weapon if so — I also don't see how "man with power to end life on earth says 'TUNE IN TONIGHT TO SEE IF I DO IT'" is a tenable state of affairs for humankind.

concentric rings inside a spacecraft, stats visible in the center, as one piece separates into space

concentric rings inside a spacecraft, stats visible in the center, as one piece separates into space a bit further, this time lit up

still thinking about her (Artemis II)

drawing of bryony vines

drawing of bryony vines

Black Mandrakes

This should be a tradition, every April's fool's day we launch a spaceship and then the president transforms into a zombie live on air

In 2024 I wrote CUCKOO, a novel about how Americans hate their gay and trans children so much they'd rather kill them than let them exist. Here we are in the middle of another grotesque demonstration of the depth of that hatred.

The thing about "Fix your hearts or die" is that it's a binary proposition.

post a non religious picture you think of as holy

tonight i saw my oldest Rival, a gamer I'll refer to as "DX", tell his 8 viewers hes trying to sell his dead wifes diapers on fb marketplace

were back to calling vomit "Throw up" . like "look at that pile of throw up over there" or " my ass is covered in throw up"

i guess those celebrating soras death didnt get the memo that some of us need daily personalized greetings from james bond—for mental health

When ICE brutalizes people on the streets, people stand up to them, record them, prove they were lying as usual about every single thing, and they do it as a *community*.

In an airport? They will kill someone, tell the media "oh yeah he was totally a terrorist," and there will be none of that.

People say "The best thing since sliced bread" because before slicing it was invented, you had to swallow a loaf whole and you could see it going down your throat sideways while your eyes watered and you banged your fist on the table.

oh no that sucks

oh wow this rules

We’re thrilled to say that CASTRATION MOVIE ANTHOLOGY I. and DOG MOVIE are both coming to the Crtierion Channel next month as part of @willowcatelyn.bsky.social and Caden Mark Gardner’s new trans filmmakers series!

Full lineup here:
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