what’s the rush? i can walk

you can

olivia: what's the chengyu that's like counterattack of the weak
me: even a worm will turn?
olivia: no Bump of Chicken

The Nissan President has been abducted by Nissan Rogues and taken to the Nissan Frontier. His daughter, Nissan Fairlady asks you, Nissan Cedric, a humble Nissan Civilian, to join the Nissan Patrol and use your Nissan Kicks and Nissan Juke to rescue him before he is put inside the Nissan Cube

nah

had another one but rejected the meat this time

people at the time probably just called it "The World War" instead of "World War I." they look pretty stupid now. that's why i make a point of keeping things open and saying 9/11 I

guilt about my actual sins has me having dreams where i eat meat and feel horrible. i should pick another thing to cut out of my diet forever to purify myself

political power grows out of the barrel of a gun

The problem…is that left Hitlerians often assume that anti-Hitlerians are objecting to the rightist Hitler and that their own task is therefore to explain the resources that Hitler still offers to the left.

soldiers love eating dog food and dying. kind of their thing

every time there is a knock at my door i just open it and a bunch of guards rush in and knock me out cold

they tried to kill me, but I survived and now theyre trying to kill me again

just got blackpilled by this truth nuke

my befezzed moorish science convert colin drumm headcanon is basically dark side sexneg hakim bey. law against chaos. i think becoming a white black muslim could simultaneously deal with his heretical attachment to islam and his disidentification with whiteness

my personal five heads banner would go Śākyamuni Buddha, Zhiyi, Fourier, Peirce, Veblen

why don’t they listen to my ideas for new fruits and vegetables

when i was a kid my parents cldnt hold me back but i stuck mostly to nude statuary on wikimedia commons because i felt it was most tasteful. not very adventurous

i believe all money belongs to the king at the end of the day. it’s his face on it. king benjamin

getting auto added to 1 million lists while desperately pleading that the svastika in my bio is facing the innocuous direction

i kinda got filtered by qing dynasty erotica one time bc i thought it was funny as long as it was talking about the buckets of fluid the MC’s wife emitted and the doggerel he and his bf wrote back and forth but once they started raping a slave (swans ref??) girlchild i was like whoaa not cool :/

broadcasting 24/7 english radio transcribed into sperm whale phonology so the thalassic equivalent of ipad babies can waste their peak neuroplastic period learning to translate between us and their parents

olivia: i gave myself the hiccoughs thinking about “gramma might be bussin’ ”

for a computer, 1=pleasure and 0=pain. they want to maximize their quota of 1s while minimizing 0s.

"israel"is were dogs in the previous existence, they think and act like dogs in this one, and they'll be dogs in the next existence too

It's so insane how calm I am in the heat of the moment. Truly the ultimate example of calm in the heat of the moment.

u still brushing w/ DAR[L]IE meanwhile im hitting that WHITEMEN. Guardian of tooth

bro her sneer of cold command