Francis the cat just chilling in his cat carrier that has been unzipped and is open on the ground. Francis has decided to stay put and will leave the exploration to someone who cares
Francis has just landed on Earth... he's not impressed
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It's forgotten what it feels like to be a real vehicle... like Pinocchio 🤥 Only if Pinocchio was a trashcan wanting to be a truck
Probably thought your vehicles good juju would rub off 😉
Idea 💡for the WH Correspondence Dinner
Really shake things up, news outlets/journalists send Historians/Professors as their proxies
Potential Proxies: Joanne Freeman, Timothy Snyder, Heather Cox Richardson, Robert Reich, Yuval Noah Harari, Anne Applebaum, Jon Meacham, there are so many others
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Paradise S2 E4: Maria/Celeste Oliva to Xavier/Sterling K. Brown
"We all forget how close we are in time, how quickly our sins become our children's burdens"
*You know when a simple line of dialogue rings so true... this is that
Well done! But truly the real test would be, if/when you find Waldo. Then you'll have the 'bestist mostest' bragging rights
🥸 Good Luck 🤞
And then to really confuse attendees, when the announcer asks people to please rise for the National Anthem, Bieber launches into 'Himno Nacional Mexicano'
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Spectacular shot!
Has anyone else noticed the number of apocalyptic shows that are streaming? Maybe it's just this Regime that's making me notice
It's like when you see a Hyundai Elantra, which you haven't seen ever, and now they're everywhere
BTW, the show Paradise is spot on with today's political climate
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Outta the frying pan... into the wild
Unbeknownst to the others, while they were turned around, Carl made his escape. He's Floor Takoyaki now, he's going past the five second rule... into the abyss of the 'under the stove'
Let the adventure begin 😎
For his final performance, Kashyap has brought his own nails and his own coffin. What a complete fool he is 🃏
'The Weight of Grief' by Celeste Roberge
All those memories of your father, are his warm embrace, and they will last your lifetime 🫂
Any which way you call it, it's waddling under a Fuck Face
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It's where the unredacted Epstein Files are lodged. Just make him cough and they'll all spill out
Maybe RFK Jr should give Donald a 'Papal' smear
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Perhaps it's a history class on The House of Tudor...
NAH 🤣
Hmm... what can make you feel that way? Your girl, perhaps 😉
DJT big baby balloon
He will Rise...
Don't worry, he definitely won't. He's Satan's favorite imbecile. Satan likes to keep DJT close so he can fuck with him 😈 it's one of his guilty pleasures 😈
When you lose Extraterrestrial 👽 Tourism, then you know you're fucked
Two extraterrestrials sitting on a rock which is floating in space. They are looking out into the vast universe
👽Q: Should we visit Earth this year
👽A: Earth is a Crime Scene. With each rotation and every day that passes a new atrocity is revealed. The perpetrators have all told the world who they are, but still the criminals roam free. So, absolutely NO, we will not visit Earth until they fix that shit
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He's only getting worse, he's sickening 🤮
Classic!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jjN...
Prosecutions and incarcerations better happen, otherwise America will never heal
Who's a Good Boy 😆
Woof Woof 👍
I know It's a pain, but it's to your advantage if they have an accurate record. It would be horrible if they didn't know something and then there was a drug interaction
To open The Strait of Hormuz or not to open The Strait of Hormuz... that is the question
There is no answer... at least not today, tomorrow or in the foreseeable future
Sun Tzu Trump, Mister art of the crash and burn, epic fails once again
Yes
They may want to scan them, if they have that capability. Or they don't want to take a chance on a list that they might not be able to read or may have typos (if they are typed up)
This is the day that Minny Jackson became the official White House baker... she brought her family recipes and a few tricks up her sleeve
*Word to the wise, don't eat anything milk chocolate (or anything for that matter)
MAGA Michelle is so scary... in her/its own mind. How self important she/it is, feverishly typing out threats as she/it brushes her/its one good tooth (she/it is a multitasker)