Coincidentally, she also looks like one.

I heard Hegseth wants them back on the Pervitin, cheaper that way.

That starting trio just isn't working, speed over invention. We're not playing to their strengths either.

The only one who's decent at doing that on the wing is Bukayo 🥲

Phoning it in from the first minute, with no effort to do anything different. Midfield was nowhere to be seen for most of the game, just a hole for them to hoover up every second ball.

In our hunt for total control, we’ve managed to engineer the 'risk' right out of our game. We looked so fragile against Bournemouth’s press. Less like a top side and more like a team terrified of losing.

We were nowhere near it, play like that and we might as well just pack it all in.

Embarrassing display

The list is about 10 bullet points too long. It should’ve started and ended with: “A felon shouldn’t be able to become president.”

He's simply not piousmaxxing enough

I’ve said this before, but he is basically to Blatter what George W. Bush is to Trump.

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Turn her into Al pastor

I know mate, we all wished it was Spence

Liam moves like a guy who’s definitely read the first chapter of every book on the shelf.

Nobody does 'shameless' quite like NotSoSkinnyPete

Seamless transition from the take to the strike. Pure class.

We actually agree on the 'harsh reality' of the money involved. I’d rather value the character the team does show and enjoy the game for what it is. The players certainly never asked to be used as pawns in a billionaire's ledger.

I appreciate the concern for my 'delusional feelings,' but you’re confusing 'harsh reality' with your own personal bitterness. It’s a game, not a Greek tragedy. You don’t need to be this miserable to prove you're an adult.

Ceejay, I can be disillusioned by global issues and the commercialisation of sports without feeling the need to project that misery onto others.

That definitely doesn't make you sound sour or salty, Ceejay! I've actually got a soft spot for Everton, but let's be honest, every fanbase has its fair share of idiots.

Cheers Ceejay! I got a call from 1995 just now, they were celebrating your last trophy 😘

The issue is the structural shift. Without Ø, we’ve reverted to a double-pivot (lol) instead of the usual single 6 and two 8s. Rice actually has more freedom when he plays because Martin drops deep to build play, whereas someone like Eze stays higher, forcing Rice to stay more disciplined.

I'm with you guys usually, but I really think pushing this World Cup is a bad move that'll put a lot of people in a bad spot. Not a good look.

But Rodri is the superior player and should play every single minute available for the national team 😏

Yeah damn, we can only win 3 trophies now! Bugger, would rather be in with no hope like Everton 😬

Big man with the stoney on 😂

Hahaha in complete disbelief

Rosenior has found a way to age these men at an unprecedented rate

Those men are ageing at an unprecedented rate