watching the olympics skating. I love when I see something that may as well be magic as far as i’m concerned and all the experts are like “wow utter garbage we should kill them”

Everyone needs to go see 28 Years Later 2 this weekend. Best way I can sell it is that Ralph Feinnes hangs dong and that's not even in the top 10 coolest/silliest things that happpen

Mum asked me "what's American Canto" and I paused for like 5 seconds then said, "I don't know." I've never felt so free.

I’ll still never forgive myself for having a fun weekend 3 years ago

in times of great stress it's so important to ignore everything and rearrange all your furniture

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Living with a cat update: I’ve started calling out “if you’re in here I surrender” every time I enter a room

why did we even bother to keep making movies after RRR

Jeff Probst counting votes

If anyone has a hidden Rosary and would like to use it, now is the time

I don't want to go to work I want to get a little stoned and needlessly develop a new, different filing system for my hard drive movie collection

Sam Rockwell is the best actor in the world at being "a guy". If you're making a movie and you need someone to come in, be a guy, and nail it? Look no further than mr. Sam Rockwell, baby.

The funniest thing about the Conjuring movies is that catholicism is straight-up real and humanity's first defense against evil

Not to be dramatic but I feel like all my problems will be over as soon as we get Simpsons Hit and Run + Need For Speed Underground 2 remasters.

I can't believe Ghostface has an Oscar now

“I won’t be egregious” mate you’re Adrian Brody

I think as a culture we should still be talking about the Adele Dazeem thing… so much

Adding my voice to the chorus saying you're gonna want to watch tonight's Severance as soon as possible. Beautiful and mad. breaks the series wide open and goes places I thought it would take multiple more seasons to get to

There's a current world shortage of eccentric pervert filmmakers and it's harming society

switching wikipedia to dark mode has opened up so many new opportunities for my dogshit sleep schedule

Best thing about living in cobble hill is you sometimes hear a really good boat honk from the east river. To that point, there was a really good boat honk just now

This fucking SHOW and this fuckin ACTING in its unspoken moments, man.

Went quiet at lunch bc I was thinking about how mary and marv are nearly the same name

you should be paying ME to read my aura!!!!!!!

Oppenheimer would have fuckin crushed a youtube apology vid

dave bautista should have been a Ken in BARBIE. This is the first and last strong opinion I will ever have.

Oppenheimer is an urgent, horrifying, heartrending movie about becoming middle management.

Are anvils real anymore or just in cartoons. Where can I go to see one

holding a paper cup of water in my shaking hand with a blanket wrapped around my shoulders after remembering Eva Green was 26 in Casino Royale

is everyone being normal about Barbie here or does the twitter math carry over