It will seal a sucking chest wound and make it savoury too!

A packet of crisps with the phrase ‘build cricket pitches with every pack’ printed on it

I dunno, a crisp packet doesn’t feel like the sturdiest material

And, on the other hand, they bang on about "Sharia Law" and hijabs...

I wouldn't fuck with one.

Holy hell, what crap is this? As a man I am offended. I can coddle myself if it comes to it.

If a non-tabbed former Army National Guard Captain who never even held company command revoked that many Ranger tabs in one fell swoop I honestly think we would be the closest to outright mutiny that this country has seen in 100 years.

His mom wrote him a letter telling him he was a horrible person.

From the little Indo know about it, I understand that Ranger training is, err, hard work. Might as well take pilots wings from aviators etc.

Hoggart would surely have been loving all this

Hounding her round the fucking world.

Tweet by Martina Navratilova. "Predator. That is how he should register. A sexual predator…" quote-tweeting a tweet by "Biology Rules OK" about Dr. Beth Upton, a trans woman

This tweet is highly defamatory and Martina Navratilova should be fired from BBC Sport for it.

It demonstrates an horrendous level of hatred for a trans woman (who was cleared of all wrongdoing in a recent tribunal) because she is a trans woman.

He had sacked McSweeney, should have been enough.

She can fuck right off.

Keir Starmer needs to have a word with himself, or resign for not having had a word with himself!

Morgan McSweeney: resigned for telling the Prime Minister to make Peter Mandelson US ambassador.

Olly Robbins: fired for not telling the Prime Minister not to hire Peter Mandelson.

Keir Starmer: completely blameless and apparently without responsibility for anything.

Interesting that Reform did not turn up to your hustings. Tories also pushed them out of first place in Dumfries and Galloway a few months ago. Maybe not as daft as other Scots Tories.

Titanic, probably

Probably mushrooms. I could grow mushrooms.

I was protesting at a recent conference and most of them looked like Scots Tories, always a weird bunch themselves.

🤣 very true.!

I remember in my town, the Reform candidate was nearly lynched after mocking Greta Thunberg for being autistic

I think a lot of his problems would be solved if he let someone kick him up the arse on the evening news, then he could say he was wrong and has been kicked up the arse, so people should move on now.

I am not a crime scene investigator but that was what came to mind!

The flies. Then the stench, of copper and rot.

There should be public appointments hearings for senior diplomats, civil servants and also ministers. The electoral mandate is only for their seat on the green benches and that privy council/red benches entitlement stuff was so arrogant, especially as so many are grafters and charlatans.

As I recall, DV covers people whose job requires regular access to top secret material, quite a lot of people in number (not cheap either on a per subject basis) along with other security measures. Pushing Mandelson through this, with his track record, in the expectation of clearance, was so stupid.

He is busted for the simple fact of promoting Mandelson in the first place. Puzzled why Robbins didn't tell Lammy, his boss, to at least shift the problem and maybe cover Lammy if it was likely to catch him out as well. Lammy was his boss, Starmer merely someone else's boss

On reflection, I think post the Robbins appearance, KS will have to resign — OR torpedoed the government’s line to the HoC in three crucial regards.

Part of me thinks, "great no more being treated like a pincushion" but sensible people will recall wars like the Crimean War when there were more casualties from illness than from battle.

Keir Starmer led the CPS when it did not charge Jimmy Savile, but he wasn’t the reviewing lawyer – Full Fact Keir Starmer was Director of Public Prosecutions when it was decided there was insufficient evidence to charge Savile, but he was not the reviewing lawyer on the case.

Aha, he was in charge, but it wasn't his case, uncurious again, although it looks like he later criticized himself! fullfact.org/online/keir-...