Dear shops, more Mariah, less Bublé please.

I feel it's important to point out that last night's Sainsbury's delivery driver told me I was the fastest at taking my shopping in that he'd had all day. I shall be adding this accolade to my CV

Joyous London Pride to all who celebrate.

So, in asking what I consider to have been a reasonable and respectfully written question to her post on that vote, my MP has chosen to block rather than engage. 🚮

If only they were paid to actually show up! Not that it was an important vote,of course 🤬

Yet again, my MP votes against what I believe is probably the majority view in the constituency.

And that's the problem with very safe seats. You just don't get represented.

I was not. I was unaware of it, sadly.

Thirsty

Can confirm, your fluid is now in me

Ah, long and skinny one?

Oh, I misunderstood earlier. I thought you were talking about a bloke. Colin Gen.

Indeed. I need it all over my face.

Obviously, you have many facials to keep you looking fresh

Will be decanting it into my thirsty mouth shortly

Can confirm I have approximately 500ml of @milansunshine.bsky.social 's fluid in my rear pocket

Out of curiosity, I bought some Biscoff spread. Alas, delicious as it is, I had no idea what you're meant to do with it. Anyway, I've accidentally eaten almost the entire jar with a spoon.

It does, of course, come with added Jamie Oliver

Almost certainly caused by Boris's recent spawning

I'm not sure where they're seeing the deception, unless I missed something. He was open and honest about being a trans man from the very start. Some people will just see what they want to see.

He doesn't even give a f'ck that he's won!

#cbbuk #bbuk

I had no idea who Donna was before this, but she's become one of my favourites. Lovely person and very funny.

#cbbuk #bbuk

That Wesley Streeting is a wrong'un. Never liked him. He can't sit with us.

Last July was such a hopeful time. We were getting rid of a heap of crap and looking forward.

What a let down, an absolute embarrassment, Labour has been. Always seeming to fall on the cruel, heartless side of any and every 'difficult decision'. Punishing the already-weak and already-attacked.

There are some utter stupid c'nts commenting on things they know f'ck all about and affect them in absolutely no way at all.

Trans people are still people even if your tiny bigoted brain doesn't understand them.

"People say they want to engage with MPs"

*Switches replies off*

@samanthaniblett.bsky.social

As an MP, it's your job to understand why people are so angry with MPs and the government.

Your government was ushered in on a wave of positivity and hope. Since the election, that's disappeared. Why?

My ISA has gained 49p since I checked this morning. Yes, GAINED. I shall be holding an investment conference by the bins outside B&M Bargains later in the day. Register for my webinar.

Has she always done this or has she pivoted her sad stupidity to target another group because she wasn't getting enough of the attention she's desperate for?

Can we just agree that companies doing April Fools is just cringeworthy?

I've just bought a twin pack of spicy naans for 17p.