They think you're stupid.

The Supreme Court found that a school acknowledging the existence of LGBTQ people was such a violation of freedom of religion that they had to allow opt outs but now the 5th circuit says kids being exposed to the ten commandments isn't. The law is such a joke.

Sneakers YouTube video by YouTube Movies

Did you know that this perfect movie is free to watch on YouTube rn? youtu.be/Qy9XYQBBIJ4

My cousin Shawn took weed to impress a girl when we were teenagers and his asshole & penis switched places. All the doctors at the (real) Pitt threw up when they saw it. Be my guest and Get “high” if you want this to happen to you

Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.

Pope: [moral critique of illegal war]

President: I am Jesus. Thr pope is gay

Media: they are feuding😳

I’m never quite sure what’s being signified by the term “Blue MAGA” and now that I’m seeing Platner opponents called that I’m even more confused. If I had to guess I would’ve thought that’s what you’d call his supporters?

Bad, but could be so much worse as far as self-notes go.

Since he’s almost certainly done with electoral politics for life, this also seems like a misuse of resources. Turn that rage spotlight on someone who matters.

I go by Mimosa Chesterfield.

Kind of?!

incredible that the lifelong Catholic in this specific situation is The Pope

That’s it. I know who I’m using my “Save One Billionaire” pass on.

Illinois Becomes First State To Require Haircut Leave While Bob Grows Out SPRINGFIELD, IL—As the landmark bipartisan legislation passed into law Thursday, Illinois became the first state in the union to mandate paid haircut leave while an employee’s new bob grows out. “Effe...

This is more than legislation. This work is personal to me.
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The Scandalous Lies Used To Accuse Hasan Piker of Antisemitism: An Investigation How organizations and leaders laundered clips from an Islamophobic propagandist, deliberately distorted Piker's words, and erased context to manufacture a case against him.

I spent two weeks looking into accusations that Hasan Piker is antisemitic. What I found was damning: prominent organizations and leaders have spread total falsehoods about him.

Whether he's antisemitic is for you to decide. But everyone should care when the ADL & politicians spread disinformation.

This would make my year!

The Pope is WEAK on crime is so gd funny; I am HOWLING

Look’s like there’s a Bobby Moynihan character playing Jeopardy right now (Friday).

A guy asking ChatGPT to review a series of fart sound effects and getting a serious kiss ass response that calls it atmospheric

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

Okay CTA. This is a good sign.

Noah Wyle as Dr. Robby, peaking his head into an examination room, on "The Pitt."

"The Pitt" vs. its fandom: Why is the show's vocal fandom putting "The Pitt's" characters on trial to be deemed “good” or “bad"?

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a man wearing a top hat and a vest is standing in front of a pile of rocks .. Alt: A man (Benedict Cumberbatch) wearing a top hat and a vest tips his hat.

Beat me to it…

SERVICES DO NOT LOSE MONEY, THEY COST MONEY

I think that’s against the bible.

I gotta see how these doors work…

We ran the numbers, and no, he doesn’t have to. No one’s making him.

was that Melania speech one of Iran’s demands

just following onto this — trump picked up the phone from an *msnbc* reporter *in the middle of a war meeting* but sent jd to voicemail twice 😂

Is this still true after the Biden-era reform law? I recall they no longer have to fund their pension obligations into the future like they used to, but maybe that wasn't a significant enough change.