jokes on you jeans have never fit me

i’ve BEEN saying this

*tim curry voice*

somehow that’s worse!

fair point

dare i ask what the experiments consist of?

bc like,,, the goal of electoral politics is to get elected. the goal of leftist politics is liberation. but both of those are “politics”

i think one of the problems here is that both of you are using the word “politics” but one of you means politics as in procedure and elections, and one of you means politics as in praxis

very curious as to what you thought it was before lmao

to be loved is to be known

i love that good store has started sending my awesome socks and undies in the same package bc a. we love less shipping material/cost, and b. we love a ✨matching set✨

?? pink is absolutely a warm color its just light red????

arguably i should do shoulders with chest/triceps instead, but i actually like chest and triceps, so i dont wanna ruin it with a thing i dont like lmao

I usually do shoulders on pull days (for some reason), so I superset lat/bicep movements with stuff like a lateral raise, shoulder press, or delt fly.

legs are kinda funky for me atm bc i’m in pt for a hip mobility issue, but i try to mix quad focused and glute focused movements.

lmaoooo

the problem is that my mother desperately needs a divorce but if i tell her that bc she’s over 50 it’s considered a “gray divorce” she might never speak to me again

i just drank cold sprite in a hot shower and at no point did i have the thought “this must be what vaping is like”

both paa papers submitted!! only one day late!!! i am so tired!!!!

extremely stupid how much it helps my productivity to keep my shoes on at home

sharpie on a bathroom wall that says “life is short: try HRT” with a trans flag drawn under it

based bar bathroom graffiti

update i have learned two things:

1. my leg day weights were not heavy enough
2. my shoulder day form was dog ass

why bsky broken :(

coughing hurts :(

rachel i love them 😭

quick find the one where he got bullied into sending you a signed book

literally like oh that’s ,, that’s not. she’s not,,,

ah. you seem to be missing some context i fear

updated hot take: cancer bad, care about people good

five normal looking people and one guy wearing silicone shrek ears standing in front of a vaguely green glowing vehicle. one person is holding a shrek plushie. everyone looks happy but confused.

it’s been exactly three years since me, my grad school friends, and two lesbians ordered an uber in new orleans and what we got was a minivan outfitted with many shrek themed accoutrements including but not limited to window clings, neon sign, plushie, silicone eared driver, and all star singalong

i accidentally let slip to my personal trainer that my physical therapist had given me a bunch of extra core work, and he was like oh? should i be giving you more core? and yall my abs have been sore for two straight weeks